Tobias Long

[diva @divaagurlxw]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

Life360 for friends really is cool until you are busy and then it becomes the fomo devil that wants to eat you and kill you

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

@MoleMan320056 Insert it where 😱

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

@wimpy140 It’s so stupidly common and not even in a shaming sense just the rate of foot fetishes has risen dramatically - all I remember is that it was an Asian guy I think and the video was like 1-2 minutes - idk what his thesis was

[clockfan @olivia_garlic]

I sleep with my bag of weed like a teddy bear

[ref @xfilestt]

i always be like "it's cool" whole time i'm about to cut you off

[xan @lilxan1k]

"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it

[slweepie @slweepie]

dont call it yearning unless ur chest physically aches and ur heart hurts and u feel like u will throw up and die

[tia @alcoh0lmaxxing]

i wish to drink and get alcohol poisoning, one day it will happen

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

Did u guys see the TikTok about foot fetishes being a psyop cause I really need someone to investigate that

[chris @1vysaurs]

no coke for me thanks i just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom stall with you

[PINKVANILLA @2lesbians1dildo]

Me when I wanna cross the road safely

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Why would I study history when it’s just gonna repeat itself

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

I overthink so bad that even when something is easy I overthink about how much time I wasted thinking about it before doing it

[ant @persistantz]

people called YOLO corny even though its highkey a truthnuke

[chris @1vysaurs]

wallet, keys, vape, phone, ache in my chest that will never go away, back up vape,

[َ @gffyoq]

i love hanging out with a larger group of friends so i can go nonverbal and listen to them like it's a podcast.

[Tobias Long @Lon18103]

Profusely thinking