London Chatter

The funny, odd and downright strange things overheard & seen in London.
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Very skinny girl: "how much fat is *actually* in the fat free yoghurt"
Waitress: "0.1g"
vvsg: "omigod I nearly ordered it, that was close"

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"We need a war, capitalism needs a war so that we can start making money again"

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Lady#1 to Lady#2 who is standing in front of her "hey, watch your umbrella". Lady#2 "sorry I had the eyes in the back of my head closed"

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Bloke on tube, stinking of booze, to mate "If I know that I'm driving, I never have more than three glasses of wine" #londonchatter

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surgery face lady # 1 to # 2 about daughter "she says she can't lose any weight, but what is she to expect when she insists on eating"

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Packed but deathly silent rush hour train to London. Small child - "Daddy, your bottom made a funny noise and now there's a yukky smell"

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Man's haircut; Short back & side on the left, long hair to shoulders on the right. London...style??? #londonchatter

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"If tescos goes I'm heading straight for the champagne bruv" #Londonchatter #Londonriots

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"Nah mate, You can't take her to dinner at your Nan's for the 1st date, take her somewhere posh ...like Nandos" #LondonChatter