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“ I know a good joke when I hear it “ - Paul Merton

Londons most famous Mortgage Broker

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#books #writing #KindleUnlimited #AuthorsOfTwitter #goodbyemorecambe

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I love the way @MortgageMikeN2 starts his team sales meetings - you can see why people hardly ever leave him

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@MortgageMikeN2 Apology accepted

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Paging @MortgageMikeN2

[Moving Home with Charlie @moving_charlie]

I was so desperate for this government not to be elected and in particular Reeves not to be chancellor.

The thousands upon thousands of young people whose prospects of home ownership have been destroyed thanks to her policies.

How has this happened?

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@MortgageMikeN2 I haven’t complained - I merely tagged you in for an explanation

You might be happy putting your name to this mess but I have much higher standards

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@MortgageMikeN2 I didn't vote

[Alexander Louis Sallons @sallonsax]

Sorry but I was always told the value of your investment can go down as well as up.

Why do landlords not recognise this? Cry me a river.
https://t.co/pXLLxJ3rDB

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@MortgageMikeN2 This is quite passive policing compared to what they can expect to get in some countries !

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Alternatively, don’t go out of your way to attack the police ?

Just a thought 🤷‍♂️

[Paul Weston @PWestoff]

Dear Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC)
@policeconduct - the @HantsPolice officers are using their shields as weapons, including the edges, as they mob beat lone individuals. Is this legal? Do you condone police officers shouting "I'm going to fuck you up" before they mob beat lone men?

You seem to have completely lost control of Hants Police who are operating well outside the law. I am a 63 year-old middle-class man. I admired and defended the British police for most of my life - up until Covid, actually.

But I fear you and hate you now. You have become something last seen in Ceausescu's Romania where his Securitate thugs gang-beat their victims. You have now lost the country and the consent of the British people. You are our enemy, and the enemy of decency, bravery, courage, and civilisation itself. God Damn all of you to hell you vicious sub-human scum. @elonmusk

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@MortgageMikeN2 I think you have replied to the wrong thread buddy ?

This one is about why you voted for Labour

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@MatiGreenspan Yes I did , the truth always remains somewhere in the middle !

Our society will collapse when people decide a career in public service is not for them

We’re well on track for that sadly

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You’re quite welcome 🤗

[Ashley Osborne | PRSim | AngelBrics | LEXIT 🇦🇺 @proptechpioneer]

This should not come as a surprise to anyone.

Even those saying landlords are still buying - some are but a lot less.

Buy-to-let loans fell after Budget, specialist bank reports

https://t.co/kkBCtVixip

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@MortgageMikeN2 @katesineed You came across way more intelligent when your phone was broken and you couldn’t post 😂

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@katesineed @MortgageMikeN2 The grifters think that’s a win

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@MortgageMikeN2 @Adam_Hosker Nah

#GOAT

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@Adam_Hosker @MortgageMikeN2 I’ll always be the GOAT despite your lies

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@MortgageMikeN2 no it doesn't

[Moving Home with Charlie @moving_charlie]

This is only SW London, but it's all property types.

The black line (I believe) is the geometric mean.

Prices have been sliding since 2022, and in the last 12 months, the slide has steepened.

Land Registry data, graph by @ottaproperty

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Whatever they’re paying him its not enough

[Bloomberg @business]

Bank of England Governor Andrew Bailey warned the UK economy faces a worrying combination of an aging population and rapidly rising levels of young people out of work and education https://t.co/UDgxwFuFqe

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@andyrayner9 No comment

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Name that tune - wrong answers only