#NFLUK Guy

Watching the #NFL from here. Get the ball into the Rectangle of Joy for 6 football points without the #FlyingYellowCheatingCloth. Pretend NFL Owner Champion.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Adam Vinny Terry does a real long Grandad Three Point Foot Shot to give the Indianapolis Horses the score advantage over the Denver Horses. It’s a 15-13 win for Vinny Terry’s blue shirt guys. #DENvsIND

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Really bad Personality Foul on the Denver Horses defender guy giving the Indianapolis Horses some free ball advancement yardage. Getting close to a Three Point Foot Shot win. #DENvsIND #FlyingYellowCheatingCloth

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@Murph34_da_boss @mlblondonseries Liverpool are playing football at Notre Dame in Indiana and Fenway Baseball Field.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Placed a fiver on the first score being a Safety (at 2,000-1) and a 2-Nil Lead. That’s when the defender does a tackle of a guy with the football whine in his own Rectangle Of Joy.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@UK_Patriots The fan base that yells “Lets Go” the loudest and at the times best suited to allow their players to do better football will win the #SuperFootballBowl match for their side.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Has the match started yet? Which animal won the dog football match? Did any of them get frisky with an opponent or shit themselves? Also... did any of the dogs get get frisky or shit themselves? #SuperFootballBowlGame

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

The #Colts soccer player guy Adam Vinny Terry just did a 3 Point Foot Shot and won the match for Indianapolis with :03 seconds left. No stoppage time added on by the match official. Full Time. #INDvsMIA

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@MCole1008 It’s tough to tweet and kneel

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

All these schoolboy footballers getting new job in the @NFL Football League! Good for them...

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@UK_Patriots Other leagues use different rules, so it's not an absurd question.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@Budweiser Anyone planning to Boycott Anheuser-Busch who is NOT a Native American Indian is a colossal Asshat.

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Golden Goal by the New Englanders and Tommy Brady gets a thumb ring! #SB51

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

This Super Football Bowl Match is going to Extra-Time #GoldenGoal and Penalty Kicks are looming. #SB51

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@ThrowballBrit Any word on if the England New Patriotics were detained at the airport or hindered in any way? Falcon Birds for the win #SB51

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Big Super 🏈 Match Sunday. I think Georgia Falconbirds will outscore the NE Patriotics in the time allotted & win the #NFL World Championship

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

He was a PUNTER. Don't lose more than .1 seconds of sleep ok? Let him be a comedian ffs. #McAfee #Colts

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

Staying up late for Zeke Elliott to do a couple of good Ball Runs, sealing the Pretend NFL Team League Championship for me #Points #DALvsDET

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@YPonline7 @dallascowboys @Byron31Jump @Gatorade Leave the house?

[#NFLUK Guy @LondonNFLguy]

@dallascowboys @Byron31Jump @Gatorade Certainly not Gatorade. Might be water, perhaps @Tanquerayusa?