when someone wants to come back in your life after kicking you out of theirs: “sorry, this assignment was due on friday at 11:59 PM and i don’t accept late work.”
Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up
My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”
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