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Yes, it's London like the city (-_-)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow

[❤️‍🩹 @lilkeef__]

Yea yall running outta shit to complain about

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

How come unprotected sex never feels like witchcraft to yall?

[shrek's son @sluttyokra]

Are you and your baby daddy planning on voting November 3rd

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

i promise you i would never speak to her again

[true • L 0 V E @Sailmysoul2sea]

Last night the president gave an adversary permission to blow up two cities in California

[blazer @notauntblazer]

this doesn’t work in 2026

[۟ @srpcntskirt]

the mood these past 3 months

[n loved club kid @1989TWIGS]

you'll be singing along to sza then realize you just called urself all types of dumb ugly and insecure #alright

[yung sloth @yungslothhh]

bro just stand out against the 15,000 other applicants bro. dude why are you applying for that $15/hr job if you don’t have a master’s degree. bro you have to email the recruiter 5 times or you’re not getting the job. bro just spend 15 hours a day on linkedin

[tahj @tahjplaysgames]

we needa talk about cc creators taking all their pictures in blender and then the cc looks a fcking mess in game

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

You live in a society where if you do not have a job, you die and yet here you are advocating that people don’t deserve to be employed, which is, in essence, saying they deserve to die.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[misandrynoirist @anarchapatricde]

someone was paid by big HR to drop that coffee tweet and distract from the fact that jobs are fucking you sideways regardless of an iced mocha and it worked cuz many of you have no spine

[micayla 😪 @luckyu925]

Y’all swear y’all not like y’all parents but y’all think this shit funny just like them

[🐦‍⬛ @ayzorla]

siri the first AI to develop CTE