London Rivers

Hi, I'm London, and you don't have to like me.

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

I actually hate this account...I'm gonna delete it..bye.

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

I find accepting compliments extremely awkward. . .

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

I don't want a boyfriend, I want YOU. . .

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Merry Xmas!

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

So afraid.

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Knots in my stomach...

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

@RachelZoe You're like, so fabulous.

[UNICEF USA @UNICEFUSA]

Some people are getting patently false rumors about how we spend our money. Get the facts: http://t.co/eEQm98fw

[Pattie Mallette @pattiemallette]

Congrats sweetheart on 3 AMAs! @justinbieber Im so proud. Thx 4 taking me & honoring me last night (made my year)! #AMA2012 #artistoftheyear

[billboard @billboard]

Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj Top Exuberant Night at #AMAs http://t.co/g4XQnIM1

[Oprah Winfrey @Oprah]

I haven't done an interview like this since Michael Jackson in 1993. http://t.co/UBQC66Q1 #NextChapter

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Tired and beat down.

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Love the world you're living in:)

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Globally, 2.5bn people, 37% of world’s pop, do not use clean and safe toilets #toilets4all #WTD2012

[E! News @enews]

Justin Bieber Attends the American Music Awards With the Love of His Life: His Mom! http://t.co/zihUnbSg

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Artist of the year!!!! Well done babe @justinbieber

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Oh broken angel, were you sad when he crushed all your dreams?

[London Rivers @LondonRivers]

Open book. No study.