LondonMidlands

We are crap. Parody (obviously) in no way associated with London Midland [thank god]

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@AnnaBrk You’ve tweeted a parody of a company that hasn’t existed for about 18 months. Tell these @WestMidRailway

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@ljsinuk @WestMidRailway I hope you will do something about this. It's bad enough having to suffer the chaos city line each morning. You could least keep our data safe and not litter your own trains

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@streetvoiceuk @ArrivaTW pull some people off it then #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@streetvoiceuk @ArrivaTW no they're not #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@streetvoiceuk we did get it right once #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@drzaf_pic longer journeys give our customers better value for money #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@BrookesStephens it's a Sunday, we don't usually bother too much #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@Allyloots they won't reply, they all went home long ago. Probably not by train, and change your pic to Blackpool tower. Its better

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@iamanishas only today ? #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@EMTrains @W0WnfLuTtEr no we won't and don't tweet at this time of night #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@christraverse you sure it wasn't an earlier one running late ? #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@AndrewParker13 not really. Trains often don't arrive at all #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@SarahDeSilva1 only cos your blond and pretty. He'd have shut the doors on you if you were a bloke #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@gripper78 God no. We've spent years perfectly this particular service #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@gripper78 I'm sorry to hear that. How can we help ?

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@becs1995 no possibly about it #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@nikkoster most train stations are great these days u should be grateful for the additional time you get to spend at them #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@deepakuniyal sorry #loveadelay

[LondonMidlands @Londonmidlands]

@TreHad you should have got a train all the way instead of bothering with flights #loveadelay