I was in a club on Saturday night when this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number sexy."
I said, "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said, "Yes."
I said, "Well fuck off back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing!"
The moment that 5 men chased a 17 year old to his friend's front door and stabbed him to death with a machete while he cried out for his mother. All the perpetrators were black, but the victim white. What chance 'Stephen Lawrence' treatment by our media? Kyle Yule, Kent, UK. RIP
I’ll be shocked if we ever see a heavyweight move this way and dispose of challengers this way again.. A young Mike Tyson is probably the most ruthless fighter I’ve ever seen! The ultimate offensive fighter.. A prime focused Mike was as good as it gets. 👊