Vivek Shukla

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave!!

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

The situation was quite like 9/11.

Terrorist trained to be a pilot, looks for an opportunity to enter the cockpit, and then kill the captain to eventually take control of the plane & crash it.

This plan was even more foolproof. The terrorist was the co-pilot, no need of announcing a hijack, had an axe instead of a box-cutter, and just had to neutralise one pilot instead of two.

Imagine the bravery of the Indian pilot, who was relentlessly being attacked by an axe, yet managed to relay the signal of a hi jack. And MOST IMPORTANTLY opened the cockpit door so that others can enter. Saved 100+ lives.

The Gujarati pilot, Smit deserves the biggest bravery award. 🙏

[Sandeep Reddy Vanga @imvangasandeep]

Writers & actors built careers on propaganda, and the industry stayed quiet like cats. Now the same clan mock Dhurandhar. You don’t get to call yourself liberal if your first instinct is to Mock.
Don’t know when truth started getting labeled as propaganda...... strange times.
COMING TO THE POINT.....
I want to tell @AdityaDharFilms & @RanveerOfficial yeh kaala drishti aise nahi jaayega... Muthi bhar ke laal mirch se kaam nahi chalega.... poora khet jalana padega 🔥
Watched #Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge last night.... Outstanding film 🙏

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

The @Dhurandhar2 is a HORROR.

It is a horror for all filmmakers who built their careers and their fortunes on dumbed down, over the top cinema.
The cinema that demanded the brain to be left at home .
The cinema that was rammed down our throats full of LOUDNESS and MASALA which will be now soon on a ventilator struggling for breath

#Dhurandar2 will scare the living hell out of every filmmaker who still worships the godly hero
In #Dhurandhar2 , @RanveerOfficial killed all those heroes who never bleed ,and never feel pain , and then over the dead bodies of those kind of outdated heroes ,he gave birth to a true real hero , flawed, yet dangerous and unpredictable and also his heroism comes from his actions instead of being thrusted upon the heads with ear drum shattering music

Compared to this new kind of hero , the godly heroes will suddenly look ridiculous, almost like clowns in a circus. And then their blind worshippers will feel naked, exposed and scared hearing of the collections

#Dhurandhar2 will terrify those who built their careers on action set pieces where physics is a joke and gravity is non existent . The scenes, where men are thrown fifty feet in the air, bounce off the ground like rubber balls, survive explosions that would vaporise cities, and still deliver punch dialogues while dusting their shoulders will be hunted and killed by the new audience

After the audience saw action that actually hurts, that actually bleeds, the flying goon brigade will suddenly feel cheap, fake, and embarrassingly ridiculous . The filmmakers who still swear by wires and cranes to fake uplift the heroes will now wake up shivering in cold sweat.
It will make the pan india directors tremble in their chairs , the ones who still believe characters are created by hairdos, costumes, photo shopped six packs, and designer clothes instead of intrinsic psychological depth

When the audience of #Dhurandhar2 saw a hero whose power comes from his mind and not his biceps, the hair and costume school of cinema will look like kindergarten dress up.

Dhurandhar 2 is not just a film.

It is a verdict.

With Dhurandhar 2 @AdityaDharFilms cut off the head of that kind of cinema , the one that insulted the intelligence of the audience , the one that replaced stories with bloated gaudy visuals , the one that turned heroes into gods and audiences into sheep

The collections of #Dhurandhar2 are now in the process of burying all those earlier makers beliefs in a grave so deep that even their ghosts can’t come out

And the screams you are hearing now of #Dhurandhar2 box office collections is the collective sound which is announcing their deaths.

If the makers of those kind of films which are already under production , or about to start shooting , don’t go back to their drawing boards and exorcise themselves by watching #Dhurandhar2 multiple times even GOD can’t save their SPIRITS

But the problem is , even if they intend to do that , they might have tonnes of money, but where will they get the brain of @AdityaDharFilms ? 😳😳😳

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Congratulations to Team India on a fantastic T20 World Cup win 🇮🇳 Tough luck today, New Zealand.

@Jaspritbumrah93, once again a match winner when it mattered most. @IamSanjuSamson, what a tournament and what an impact. Absolutely incredible.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Champions!

Congratulations to the Indian team on winning the ICC Men’s T20 World Cup!

This remarkable triumph reflects exceptional skills, determination and teamwork. They have shown outstanding grit through the tournament.

This victory has filled every Indian heart with pride and joy.

Well done, Team India!

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Champions ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Phenomenal win for Team India in Ahmedabad. Absolutely no match for the explosive cricket played by us throughout the tournament. Brilliant character shown by the boys to keep fighting in tough situations and become world champions once again. Congratulations to all the players and all the members of the management for achieving this feat. Jai Hind 🇮🇳❤️

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Imagine a film critic who gives 1 star to Dev D, 1.5 stars to Swades and Dhoom, and 2 stars to Chak De India, Dil Chahta Hai, and Black, films that later came to define modern Hindi cinema.

The same critic, however, awards 4 stars to Karzzzz, Heyy Babyy, Judwaa 2, and Dhoom 3 (when Dhoom 1 itself got just 1.5), and goes further to give 4.5 stars to Prem Ratan Dhan Payo, Kick, Fighter, and Jai Ho.

On purely intellectual grounds, such a track record should disqualify someone from serious film criticism. Yet this person remains arguably the most well-known film critic in India, Taran Adarsh. I'm not singling him out; he is merely a convenient example of a larger rot.

Critics claim authority, but their ratings align more with star power, studios, and opening-day optics than with cinema itself. Haters argue that pay them well and you’ll get praise; don’t, and your film will be shredded. If that's true, Indian film criticism isn’t criticism but a soft extortion ecosystem. The only silver lining is that audiences have largely stopped treating these reviews as gospel.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Keir Starmer will put up your taxes. Bookmark this tweet.

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

185.3 overs - 'Not a problem when you're playing for the country'

Mohammed Siraj 🙌

#ENGvIND

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Palki is playing at a different level 💯

[Vivek Shukla @LoneFreeRanger]

@pharmeasyapp how you going to deliver on an urgent basis what I originally ordered 3 days back and recover my details which you may have delivered wrongly somewhere else?

[Vivek Shukla @LoneFreeRanger]

@pharmeasyapp completely unacceptable I have ordered very important medicines and they have delivered someone else's and the app doesn't have any such option to return. What a complete mess.

[Vivek Shukla @LoneFreeRanger]

@pharmeasyapp haven't packed the medicines properly and also they are extremely careless when it comes to GDPR. I have received someone's medicine with their prescription details and their name and address.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

निराश समर्थकों की ओर से @narendranodi के प्रति समर्थन का भाव प्रबल ही रहेगा।
#results2024 #electionresults

[Vivek Shukla @LoneFreeRanger]

@pharmeasyapp my order is on hold and no doctor is calling for prescription. Doctor's consultation number given in the app doesnt exist. What to do now? I need an urgent delivery of my meds.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

हमें तो ऐसे डिक्टेटर ही चाहिए!

#modi #Dictatorship #DhruvRathee

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

आज हमारे राम आ गए हैं!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

राम आग नहीं, राम ऊर्जा हैं।
राम विवाद नहीं, राम समाधान हैं।
राम सिर्फ हमारे नहीं हैं, राम तो सबके हैं।
राम वर्तमान ही नहीं, राम अनंतकाल हैं।

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

राम लला की प्राण-प्रतिष्ठा के बाद अब यह समय समर्थ-सक्षम और भव्य-दिव्य भारत के निर्माण के लिए संकल्प लेने का है।