Lami✝️

ALONE MAN✝️

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

One Second ya Following your JazzMan’s Instructions to collect Glory from Alexx Coffin with A Ring He Gave you. The Next second Ya caught on a Viral video and your Face is Trending Nationwide. Satan Can ever just Allow evil to run Smoothly. E must Cast the Participant. 🤣🤣😭🫢

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

How me and you go go event, I bought regular tickets for us… we reach there, person wey you sabi con upgrade your own ticket from Regular to VIP, you come abandon me for regular lmaooo

You come say make I no crash out?
You’re very silly.

[Movie Plug 📺 @MoviePlugHQ]

Top 10 CIA Films With High-Level Psychological Warfare🍿🕵🏾‍♂️

1- Sicario (2015)

A Thread:

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

This guy got into prison in UK for doing drugs and alcohol addiction.

He cried so hard when he was interviewed and said he regretted his actions..

Few weeks later, got pardoned and through his mother's effort, was released.

He went home, promised his mom he that he

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Wizkid buy goat and post am for twitter as he new pet.

Few days later, skales posted a photo of them eating goat meat.

[Kat 🎀 @__Katrynaa]

Weed. But the trick is to DJ after you get high.
I promise you will be knocked out.

[Moneysexual 🎀🦄🍃💎(blue tick) @sheisblank_]

How Una no go fit hold una body for three weeks bro 🤧 they don catch people like three times for here Dey fuck 😭😭😭

[adehhronke @Adukesphere]

I entered a bus and one man was on the phone: Make I call you back. My wife just gave birth to triplets. Two boys and a girl.”

One woman shouted, Congratulations!

The man replied her that that they had waited 15 years for children.

Next thing, everybody in the bus started congratulating him.

That’s how the man was telling us he hadn’t eaten since yesterday, he was going to buy things for the babies, and if he didn’t have transport fare on his way back, he would trek to the hospital.

People started praying for him. Then he dropped.

Immediately he dropped the same woman who first shouted “Congratulations!” was the same one who shouted

That man dey lie. He no born any pikin.😭😭😭😂

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Once dem fucçck your wife, you go just discover your hidden talent 😭😭😭

See bars wey frank Edoho de drop for that freestyle 😂😂💔

[UNCLE @MrOlibaba]

Please is water dispenser a self cleaning machine?

Because I have never seen a hygiene officer clean the ones in my office.

I had to get myself packs of plastic water.

[Paisy @paisylynn]

Why do men get so emotional when watching football? 😭
I was arguing with my boyfriend during the Senegal–France match, and he suddenly blasts,

“That pass from Michael Olise to Kylian Mbappé could find your absent father.” 💀😭

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I am not big on prayers but sometimes I wonder what my fate would be if I ever become a kidnapped victim, my fellow Nigerians wouldn’t even care, I will be damaged in ways I can’t describe.

[ABUJA AFANG SOUP PLUG @Soyi_Hadassah]

I sell sumptuous meals in Abuja.

Make me your plug today.

[Anita baker 🧑‍🍳❤️ @Anitadebaker]

I remember the day I packed into this house i called my landlord to tell him I have packed in

He said ( as you pack into my house it will favour you whatever you spent you will get it back in folds, you will not lack in my house)

My landlord is a Yoruba man

I’m not lying

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Person wey fit dey find help too😂😂

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

When I smoke weed, I become very talkative, creative, funny, full of energy... Is there another herb or supplement that mirrors these effects?

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I don postpone my prime to my 30's
This 20's get as e be

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Abeg if you get HIV, try dey use nose ring like others for easy identification🙏