TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog

You know me, I’m that salty Texan w/a cute dog. Known to be mzchievous. Lost 16k followers. Theatrical Lighting Designer. Magats need not apply. Don’t boss me.

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

“As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.”

~Molly Ivins

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

.⁦@maggieNYT⁩ - well, Mags, you played the long game. All that disgusting sucking up is about to pay off big time.

“Donald Trump's staffers found printouts clogging a White House toilet and believed the former president had flushed the paper.” https://t.co/he98Uhs5gv

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

Just 20 minutes from me. Nothing could be more untrue. Packed, bumper-to-bumper every weekend w/tourists.

“Tourism has stolen the charm from a lot of small towns in Texas, but there are a few hidden gems remaining. Wimberley, ... is one of them.” https://t.co/pIWxemHJjv

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

.@MaxRose4NY is running for Congress again and this clip is exactly why we need him back.

Check it out:

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

I remember that!

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

In her new memoir, "Unhinged," the former White House adviser Omarosa Manigault Newman claims she once saw President Donald Trump eating a piece of paper in the Oval Office.

Breaking news: nothing surprises me anymore. https://t.co/FjOazjMOtw

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

@Hyem54 @CawthornforNC He’s a 26 y-old punk with a massive chip on his shoulder.

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

Floating fecal matter ⁦@CawthornforNC⁩ has something to say about draining the swamp. https://t.co/5m8Vquz3j8

[Rev Dr Kathleen Raphael DD LPN @drkatraphael]

Hello @LBSamuelsson,
Operation:
"Keep Laura's mind busy"
continues....

OK...
You can look down this time...

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

🤣🤣🤣😸

[McKenzie Edwards @mckeds]

Happy Lawyer Cat Day to those who celebrate

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

@Hyem54 Yeah...I guess they got your meaning.

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

😁😂🤣🤣🤣

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

I'm just sayin...

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

Well that was fun. https://t.co/Wp7GQDzUdS

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bob Saget Died From Brain Bleed After Hitting His Head https://t.co/ys7egpzKgg

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

I’m sure @mikepompeo and @TomCottonAR will be just as outraged about this as they were about Hillary’s emails….

[Michael S. Schmidt @nytmike]

NEW: The National Archives and Records Administration discovered what it believed was classified information in documents Donald J. Trump had taken with him from the White House as he left office. w/@reidepstein https://t.co/sdeRv8qsrI

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

So, do Gazpacho police throw cans of soup at criminals or what? 🤣

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

@MeTammass Nothing on this project is cheap. We started this project just before covid hit. Our budget was cut in half thanks to the pandemic, and the price of everything went up.

[TXKicker - Mz Chievous 2.0 w/ ArchieTheDog @LoneStarKicker]

Before renovations can begin, there’s the abatement. The House floor is “hot” with asbestos. The tent contains the airborne particles.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

parents: make sure your kids get a good education, so they don't grow up to be Marjorie Taylor Greene

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

"Gazpacho police"? You mean, like the Soup Nazi?