Calhoun

#Nєωт #HLRP The sole survivor of the Barney hivemind. Not quite human. Like 750 people in his head. he/him TW for Alcoholism, drug use, suicidal thoughts, gore.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

“Please hurry leave me, I can’t breathe. Please don’t say you love me”

-Portrayal of the Barney hivemind in Half Life 2
- Only One Member left in the hivemind.
- An angry, violent asshole. He sucks <3

#Nєωт #HLRP #MVRP

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

Yeah sure that’s what I meant

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

Fuck this stupid Baja life

[moved to @follicadia @numensrot]

⠀https://t.co/AukukSbnNX sorry to bring this onto the tl again but this is really important to me . Donut was my partner of almost three years and he lied about his age and possibly more to me for our entire relationship .

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@benreedsecurity //“nya” lookin ass

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 I… i dunno…

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Yeah I remember that.
We’d hang out in the vents ta skip work sometimes. He fuckin threw a roach at me once.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Hah. No I wish.. wanted to go but.
I uh.
Couldn’t really leave black Mesa before everythin happened

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Yeah makes sense.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 … yeah. I miss that freeman humor.
Runs in the family I guess.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 (He sputters out a wheeze. And then starts laughing a big deep belly laugh. Mike has done the impossible, making Barney actually smile by launching him so far off balance)

Thanks??

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Oh yeah.
I don’t think I’ve weighed this much ever
(He huffs)
Middle age plus actually having food does that I guess

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Listen. Anythin is Food when starvation is on the line. I’ve had ta eat some nasty shit so my kid could have food

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Oh well yeah that goes without sayin.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 I only really see flies these days.
And some xen bugs

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 (He snorts)
Yeah…
Wonder if tarantulas are like. Still a thing

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Fucker loved to throw bugs at me.
We’d get tarantulas a lot cause I think they burrow or some shit. I don’t do spiders, he was in charge of getting those out

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@LonelyCombine Also the vent roaches....he'd play with them apparently according to my dad when he visited Black Mesa one time for work as a visiting scientist because the place he worked in at the time worked closely with places like Black Mesa. Pretty gross. -shudders-

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

…….
(Squinting at Mike. It’s hard to tell emotions because he just looks pissed off at all times. But he’s quiet so that’s a small indicator that he doesn’t feel too happy)

[Jonathan 'Jojo' Joestar @J0J0_joestar]

I wonder how my cousin Joshua is doing....if he's even still alive....

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Yeah that sounds about right for him.
Bleugh….

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 Yeah.. that he did. Never fuckin understood that but yeah he did.

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 (He snorts)
Yeah sounds about right

[Calhoun @LonelyCombine]

@citizen95063 (He nods)
it gets old at some point I guess…
I dunno if any of my family is alive now that I think about it….