Longathan

Ain’t that just the way

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@calciumcore And I been liiiiiiicking it

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Hey man sorry my mom said I can’t come over and smash rocks with hammers with you

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The concept of negative voltage is so funny to me. Like what do you mean the Earth is supplying electrical current.

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10 years without Harambe

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@calciumcore When u check for boogers do you do catch & release or do u keep them to feed your family

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@calciumcore Tweet so nice I had to comment twice

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@calciumcore

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Bike stands for bicrophone

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The opposite of demonstrate is angelgay

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Nervous laughter works in every social situation you guys gotta try it

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@girl_trombone Spoken by a person who probably hasn’t even eaten a delicious wax before

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I’m going to start saying “forrealious”

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We all agree that 7 is the funniest single-digit number, right

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@calciumcore WHAT THE FUCK

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@calciumcore Have you tried a delicious gumdrop instead

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If you die in Wordle you die in real life

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If you’ve never eaten and loved buttered and salted white rice then you are not white

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@girl_trombone

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I would tweet this

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The saying "I'm going to go take a shit" phase is arguably more important than the talking phase