Mister Buttcheeks

Part time father, full time Little Caesar’s manager.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

I will brutally kill myself if you don’t bring the Batman Calzony back @littlecaesars . You have one week.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

If you’re not my DoorDash driver, lose my number.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Whenever I send a dick pic I gotta pull the shirt down to minimize belly spillage.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Me whimpering while taking my stinky socks off after a long, long day.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Never disrespect an old man in a young man’s game.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Anybody willing to twerk on it for the front page of the paper?

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Name’s Buttcheeks, Long Buttcheeks.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Do you think Clarence knows the butch one is a woman?

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Had someone tell me I fell off. Ohhh I needed that.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

My life is like porn but without the sex.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

@PenisTickler46 @slabungus

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

@wwonkoo

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Getting French onion soup on the first date to establish that I’m fat and nasty.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Finally have the chance put on my birthday suit!

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Shaking ass in my room rn, it smells so bad😭😭😭😛

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

been getting into eating fast food while driving and wiping my greasy ass nasty ass hand on the passenger’s seat instead of a napkin while my elbow accidentally knocks my fucking soda and it spills everywhere in the fucking cabin of my car lately

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Me and trans girls got a lot in common the way we both keep it tucked.

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

@purr_sona @SuperStalkerGO

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

@purr_sona Please don’t…

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

Little Update: I couldn't decide so I took them all home! Here they are! Joshua, Juan Carlos, and Carmichael!

[Mister Buttcheeks @LongButtcheeks]

At the shelter ready to bring a fur baby to its forever home!

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

watching guga foods in vc