The Real Longdriver

yes you’ve heard of me

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@PamBondi @LaraLeaTrump @KatrinaPierson @mercedesschlapp @TrumpWomensTour Four 🐱 to grab. Nice.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@Puttcoach1 @LDSheriff @TroyCMullins Can you show anyone where she called herself that?

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@wpattersongolf @TKREFRESH22 Only for the couple minutes you are in a business. NBD. 😘

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@wpattersongolf @TKREFRESH22 C'mon Kingslayer! Disputing this is just a bad look. If you don't wanna wear one don't. People are just trying to stay safe, not force you to do hard labor.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@ProjectXGolf @Golfzillazuback @TheTrueDonBrown Going to be a lot of Longdrive guys snatching these up!

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@Steve_Flesch Infinitely straighter, and still 50 yards shorter.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@skibo_andrew @PoundTown10 @LouStagner @ArronOberholser Not to mention the fastest/longest guy on earth is like 6'4" 180

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@PoundTown10 @skibo_andrew @LouStagner @ArronOberholser When people get mad that someone hits further than they do, they'll usually blame roids. Lame

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@georginapond1 @georgepbush @BushFdn @BarbaraBushFdn Imagine being in politics for your entire life, and not knowing the definition of socialism.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@LONGDRIVEJESUS @MauriceAllen360 You know how I know you aren't a part of this sport anymore? Because a bunch of people don't like a couple of the guys you mentioned. If you were around, you'd know. But your on your dirty ass couch instead.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@CryptoSkeletor @GolfWorld @MauriceAllen360 UnFoLlOwEd!?!

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[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@LONGDRIVEJESUS @MauriceAllen360 This is why you came here? Shut the fuck up!

There isn't a single victory in anything other than a local on your short list. Go back into your hole and leave your comments there, 1967 needs them back.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@chambleebrandel Looks like Brandel really knows the demographic of his followers after this...

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@PatrickRaberLD @LDSheriff @mattfarrell_ How about top 65 😉

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@AlanShipnuck @ScottsdaleOpen @ColtKnost This aged poorly 😬

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

VJ has as much "right" to play in a KFT event as he has the right to step in your line. Event promotion my ass. Give your spot to someone trying to make it.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@PhilMickelson @Kzurek @GCMorningDrive You're right, but he is still being a total DickHat for playing in the KFT.

[The Real Longdriver @LongHitter3]

@Leo_Mini_Dachy @GOLF_com I'll take, "Things people with small dicks say for $400 Alex".