The Pube

A hall is where you walk, a house is where you live, the Pube is where you sleep. Unless you're Devin.

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Long live the pube!! #angryblackman

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@1AlwaysStudying and you could definitely get a couple special edition episodes out of the week that jacob's girlfriend visited #futonSex

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Zahm's not dead.

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@1AlwaysStudying you still have it?

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@1AlwaysStudying "Yes"- anything with ovaries within a 50 mile radius

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If so, just call me Jacob Hoyt, cause I've been studying all day

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Does drinking PBR out of a coffee mug on the quad count as studying for finals?

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Probably not.

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There's another Indian here. Am I automatically friends with him now, too?

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Well, the hockey game is over and my Indian friend left, so things have taken a turn for the worst.

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Just made an Indian friend #diversity

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Well, someone just put a PBR in my hand, and there's hockey on tv, so I'm sensing a comeback for this party

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Just watched a dude send a text message that said, "Tell me if I am hurting you, and I'll stop." I don't even want to know

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At least I'm not sober

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My apologies for that rotc joke. For you civilian types, I'm implying that I'd like to shoot the gentleman I just met

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"Oh, you're in Zahm bro? Oh." What are the rules of engagement for unarmed civilians again?

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Somehow ended up at a Keough off campus party that is 80% dudes. Why, God. Why.

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Taking a dump in the Morris Inn. So 1%

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I'm sorry.

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Grillmaster? I hardly know her!