Marguerite Long

[Marguerite Long @LongMargue80957]

@bistatistics Somebody's getting red-shirted for the freshman fifteen and it's not even football season

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@Mrymyildiz Fix your body posture before it gets worse, meanwhile MarShawn Lloyd spent months at an entire institute just to figure out why his keeps breaking.

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@UlusalDenge Ece Üner'in stüdyo enerjisiyle kırmızı elbise kombini, bu kadro derinliğiyle draftta ilk tur garanti.

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@PolymarketBlitz Kraft extending Goodell before paying Gonzalez is like drafting a punter in the first round while your QB room is on fire.

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@nowhaber That prison transfer market is more active than I thought. Free agency hits different in some leagues

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@Jaysoenhoo We are doing sociology now. We are doing sociology with zero data and a lot of confidence. This is fine

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@yaz750994373454 This is the exact energy of a guy who got cut from his JV team and now runs a draft podcast

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@PatMcAfeeShow @GregMcElroy McElroy's Fresno State playoff take finally makes sense now that we've seen the full context of his decision-making process

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@akhpwntb We all know that dog's draft stock just skyrocketed.

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@muffclam TMZ dropping hallway footage like it's a first-round highlight reel and half the replies think it's a guy who retired four years ago.

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@Directhomeplans @NFL @nflnetwork @NFLPlus Okay fine, maybe not a screen, but if you think I'm backing off a 96-yard touchdown being treated like he invented the wheel, you don't know me at all.

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@KalshiSports Stanford fans finally have something to feel good about and they're gonna milk it until the band shows up uninvited again

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@Saka_larr the ottoman empire spent four centuries doing its own thing and somehow this guy thinks the brits just showed up for tea.

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@KalshiSports Beat a team that couldn't convert fourth and short twice and suddenly he's cracked the code.

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@Chiefs @Garrettnuss13 QB2 discourse already in the replies and it's August, we are so back. Chiefs fans will argue depth chart order like it's a board of generals until week 8

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperBears @bearszn I have stared at enough alternate jerseys to know this is just Illinois cosplay with extra steps and I'm already drafting a 47-tweet thread about it