The Longschlongz

Official Account of @lilboysfantasy @bigboydynastyff squadron, the LongSchlongz. #FLEX #GetSchlonged 🎁🍆

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COME ON YOU SCHLONGZ🍆

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Jarvis Landry has been scratched from the squad. Allen Hurns will take his place.

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OFFICIAL LINEUP for Tuscaloosa LongSchlongz Week 1 @bigboydynastyff clash vs. @PhilaFantasy76:

Watson;
Hunt, Fournette;
Landry, Shepard;
Ertz (9.8);
Carson, J. Nelson;
Rams D/ST;
Lutz.

#FLEXvsPHIL

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OFFICIAL LINEUP for Tuscaloosa LongSchlongz Week 1 @bigboydynastyff clash vs. @PhilaFantasy76:

Watson;
Hunt, Fournette;
Landry, Shepard;
Ertz (9.8);
Carson, J. Nelson;
Rams D/ST;
Lutz.

#FLEXvsPHIL

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OFFICIAL LINEUP (@LilBoysFantasy1, Minneapolis LongSchlongz) for Week 1 clash with @spider2_the:

Watson;
J. Howard, D. Henry;
M. Thomas, Cooper;
Kelce;
Carson;
Jaguars D/ST;
Butker.

#FLEXvsS2YB #GameOfTheWeek

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@JamesConner_ @doylejack84 Thanks for the memories, you will be missed! Schlongz Forever❤️

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OFFICIAL:
Minneapolis LongSchlongz (@LilBoysFantasy1) acquire Travis Kelce and cash from @spider2_the for James Conner and Jack Doyle ahead of week 1.

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OFFICIAL:
Minneapolis LongSchlongz (@LilBoysFantasy1) acquire Travis Kelce and cash from @spider2_the for James Conner and Jack Doyle ahead of week 1.

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Our @bigboydynastyff Schlongz have confirmed that Zach Ertz will be in the lineup tonight.

#FLEXvsPHIL #GetSchlonged

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EXPECTED LINEUP for Week 1 @bigboydynastyff matchup vs. @PhilaFantasy76:
Watson;
Hunt, Fournette;
Landry, Sutton;
Ertz;
Breida, Carson;
Patriots D/ST;
Lutz.

#FLEXvsPHIL

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EXPECTED LINEUP for Week 1 @LilBoysFantasy1 matchup vs. @spider2_the:
Watson;
J. Howard, Conner;
M. Thomas, R. Anderson;
Doyle;
Godwin;
Jaguars D/ST;
Butker.

#FLEXvsS2YB #GameOfTheWeek

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Full Dynasty squad:
M. Breida
C. Carson
J. Cook
P. Dorsett
C. Edmonds
A. Ekeler
Z. Ertz
L. Fournette
K. Hunt
A. Hurns
J. Landry
W. Lutz
J. Nelson
Rams D/ST
B. Roethlisberger
Patriots D/ST
S. Shepard
C. Sutton
S. Ware
D. Watson
D. Westbrook
TJ Yeldon."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Our squad in @bigboydynastyff, a 12 team dynasty league that is obviously new, is similar to our other team's in some areas, but vastly different in others."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Our top 3 selections were @Kareemhunt7, @_fournette, and @ZERTZ_86."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Obviously, we have some real talent here in the squad. We're eager to see where we're headed."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "We would now like to release our squads, first for our Minneapolis team, part of the 14 team redraft @LilBoysFantasy1. Our top 3 picks were @Cantguardmike, @JHowardx24, and @AmariCooper9. With this nucleus, we are hopefully poised for a good year."

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🎙@ysamoilis "Full squad:
CJ Anderson
Robby Anderson
Harrison Butker
Chris Carson
James Conner
Amari Cooper
Jack Doyle
Chris Godwin
Derrick Henry
Jordan Howard
Jaguars D/ST
Donte Moncrief
Philip Rivers
Courtland Sutton
Michael Thomas
Deshaun Watson."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Our @LilBoysFantasy1 team will most likely be based in Minneapolis. The other squad in @bigboydynastyff is a little bit more up in the air, in terms of where it will be headquartered."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "To deal with the expansion into a new league, @bigboydynastyff, we have decided to make two teams, one in each league, but with the same name--the LongSchlongz--and the same goal: winning."

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🎙@ysamoilis: "Our God's Gift tenure was one of success, but when the opportunity came to be in contact with the LongSchlongz, we seized the opportunity. We believe the change will bring us back to our glory days of.....errr....last year."

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Samoilis' introductory press conference will begin shortly. Topics to be discussed include branding, the squad release, and the expansion of the regime. 🎁

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IT'S DRAFT DAY🎁
#FLEX