Patches O’Poolihan

titty city

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

Mike Babcock sat down with Darnell Nurse and asked to see a picture of Sarah Nurse’s tits. Darnell explained that they aren’t married, they’re cousins. Mike said he understands and then asked if he still has them anyways. Darnell said no. He is expected to be dealt very soon.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Minnesota Poll: The new Minnesota state flag is deeply unpopular https://t.co/QlmVBZsp49

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

What does MLB think it’s doing penalizing players for their Christian faith?

They owe us some answers. Right now.

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:

The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

Burn it to the ground! New York is done

[Lizzy Savetsky @LizzySavetsky]

Nothing says socialism quite like watching the World Cup from a luxury suite.

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

US coach looks like he’s hunting diamonds in Africa rn

[Tony @Tonyrudh]

@StarTribune Why not. Their schools have failed and are in financial crisis, public safety is in chaos, the hospital had to be bailed out because nobody pays, the tax base is disappearing, and the newspaper is failing. More drag shows for everyone!!

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@FOX9 Fuck you

[David Staples @dstaples]

I'll repeat this again because the misinformation about Carter Hart around this trial is both appalling and slanderous.

Lots to hate about the Vegas franchise. But giving a second chance to Carter Hart isn't one of them.

The judge in the case didn't just find no guilt, she exonerated the accused, finding as a matter of fact there was no sexual assault, that the sex was consensual. If you're curious to know the facts of the Hart and his Hockey Canada teammates case, here is summary of the 11 key findings of fact in judge Maria Carroccia's ruling:

1. That Carroccia found the complainant, E.M., to be both unreliable and not credible in her testimony about the events of the night in question, June. 18, 2018 in London, Ontario. More than that, Carroccia found that E.M. had given her consent to the sex acts with the men that night. The Hockey Canada Five were always presumed innocent until found guilty under our system, but Carroccia’s finding does more than find them not guilty. It essentially exonerates them, though we will all likely agree that they acted in poor and immature fashion that night and needed to do more to treat E.M. with care.

2. The judge also found that the notion “believe all women” is a political slogan, but goes against fundamental Canadian values that work to ensure that no innocent person is found guilty without a fair trial.

3. That key video evidence from Jack’s Bar where E.M. met Michael McLeod and other Hockey Canada players that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. said about the players initiating overt sexual contact on the dance flooor, and that E.M., in fact, put her hand on McLeod’s crotch area on the dance floor.
4. That key video evidence from the bar that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. claimed about getting plied with drinks from the players. In fact, E.M. bought almost all of her own drinks.
5. That key video evidence contradicts what E.M. claimed about the players trying to separate her from her friends.

6. That key video evidence and E.M’s own testimony contradicts her claim that she was completely out of it that night due to alcohol consumption.

7. That E.M. had reasons to fabricate a false narrative based on numerous factors, including making things right with her own boyfriend.

8. There was repeated and consistent testimony, including from Crown witnesses Tyler Steenbergen and Brett Howden, that E.M. pushed for the players to engage with sex acts with her, and in the end Carroccia accepted this evidence as fact.

9. That there was numerous evidence of E.M.’s testimony been unreliable.

10. That E.M. had several opportunities to get dressed and to leave if she was fearful, but she left the bathroom where her clothes were and walked naked into the room full of players to continue on with their evening. This dynamic started after she had admittedly had consensual sex with McLeod.

11. That the players group chat the following day was not an effort to fabricate a story, but a group decision to simply tell the truth about what had happened with E.M

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

The 2018 Canada WJC boys are kinda bending over the Avalanche against their will

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@thepwhlofficial No one normal cares at this time. Thank you

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@remarks @grok is this AI

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@MarkieMinnesota Hallelujah

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@JessRMyers Legendary by them!!!

[A.D. Grant @ADGrant14]

@PageSix 😂 THIS GETS EVEN CRAZIER BY THE DAY

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Kelly keegs, a washed up mega liberal feminist cat lady, is awful for the brand. She literally only pisses off us Stoolies. We don’t tune in to watch her yap about nonsense

[Riley Donovan @valdombre]

This guy single-handedly ruined a G7 nation's economy and social fabric and then retired and took his girlfriend Katy Perry to Coachella

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

What an insane response to this question. Feminists are insufferable

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

“I wonder whether you would ask that of a man." 👀

Cathy Engelbert’s response to the question of how much longer she anticipates being the WNBA’s commissioner 😳

[Patches O’Poolihan @LongSilverman]

@HBCBURNER @DaddyOnTheMic