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I invented the internet.

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@TexasYRs The fascism was allowing public land to go to Musk in the first place. And that was done by Republicans. Because they're fascist.

Need I remind you that Republicans just got their asses handed to them mere DAYS ago? You fascists have had a decade in control, it's over.

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@GuntherEagleman @MAGAVoice

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@SmashMemez @Arguetweets1 You might want to check your value system. It's broken.

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@SmashMemez @ItThatLed Touch grass. You support a pedophile. Performative prayer and "piety" won't help you.

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@bennyjohnson So, you're gay, right?

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@ksorbs No. You move. Russia would love you.

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@elonmusk Even your self-deprecating jokes are stupid and unfunny.

Enjoy being dragged in front of Congress for the next two years. Do a nice big bump of ketamine beforehand--I heard it helps your answers!

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@mattvanswol @HistoryBoutique Does she always have the worst possible timing or is it just now?

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@Roshan_Rinaldi Eh, sounds great until his next rant when he goes after progressives. Thanks but no thanks, James Carville. You can just retire and go away now.

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@kangminlee I know, right? Some time in the future it might get really scary and we'll have a KOREAN senator!

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@Blue_Eyes

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@shaunmmaguire Hey moron, find me ONE political candidate who celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk.

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@YinzUp Who's gonna tell him?

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@bennyjohnson Aged like milk.

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@MattWalshBlog Cry more.

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@ZeekArkham

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@AndrewKolvet "All of the students acted horribly....." Is that how you pussyfoot talking about rape. Because the word you are looking for but very afraid to use is "rape." These young men raped that woman. It was rape.

Say it out loud if that helps you learn. Rape.

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@bennyjohnson @Nursekatejohn You have a great beard.

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@bennyjohnson @SteaknShake @Nursekatejohn What does "real milk" mean? Unpasteurized? Because I don't think they are using unpasteurized milk.

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@TONYxTWO If you weren't such a fascist, I'd feel sorry for you.