Erik Johnsen

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@wildfan328 @packers Leave Doubs in Chicago

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@damekatydenise_

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@wildfan328 @ArizonaCoyotes Games tied 😂

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

“Why you boo Dak for getting the Walter Payton Man of the Year?”

Eagles fans:

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

YOU'RE NEXT @NETHERLANDS

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

When the #MnWild play a 1 PM game on a Friday:

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Why are you happy Alabama lost when your team didn’t even play them?”

CFB Fans:

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@wildfan328 @ctalbot33

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@shanebacon My grandfather grew up watching the greatness of the world. Ali, the Yankees, the Habs, the Packers. My father enjoyed the Gretzky years, the broad street bullies, the legends of football and baseball alike. Seeing Tiger Woods still compete at the age of 46 is still inspiring

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Eriksson Ek is hilarious. Dude just says fuck it I’m gonna not even be just Eriksson. I’m not even gonna be Ek. I’m Joel mother fuckin Eriksson and Ek at the same time and I’m gonna splash a triple at home to set the state of Minnesota on fire. We have a series on our hands

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@wildfan328 Can ESPN go back to not covering hockey

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Hub Arkush: “I don’t like Aaron Rodgers. He’s mean and selfish.”

Rodgers:

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

We were made for this... Let's enjoy the moment.

#mnwild | #WinterClassic

[Erik Johnsen @Long_Johnsen]

@wildfan328 @packers Should literally have the ball with 2 mins left and 7-6 score