Shane Johnson 🇵🇸

“Always be a good sport, be a good sport all ways.” - Bob Robertson

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

@WCCSG_ 23 for me

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[مريم @bluepashminas]

the 2nd time i was arrested while protesting at columbia, i was punched & thrown to the ground by multiple nypd officers, sexually assaulted thru my clothes in plain sight while my hands were zip-tied behind me, & then was suspended & evicted again after leaving jail. i was 19.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

This CIA ghoul voted to confirm Noem and Bessent. Put her and her ilk on the first rocket to the sun

[Sen. Elissa Slotkin @SenatorSlotkin]

We have to ruthlessly attack the issues facing the middle class.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Fucking amazing- his presidency was “tormented” by protesters but not by aiding and abetting a genocide. And Remember kids, its “just a stutter” 😘

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Biden's presidency was tormented by campus protests over Israel's war in Gaza and his reluctance to push back on it. They shadowed him at events

Those protests have been virtually nonexistent with Trump amid the war in Iran. @Lauren_V_Egan looks into why

https://t.co/4XprvbQi2b

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Its crazy these guys just cannot get that israeli cock out there mouth no matter what. Suck on tommy! Lick those boots bitch!

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

@daveweigel @ryangrim Does this mean they were also directly involved in his tweet that specifically said Lebanon was part of the ceasefire deal?

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

A LOT of liberals out there wondering what happened to the protest movements they wanted crushed. Not very many wondering why they were such ardent supporters of genocide to begin with.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

“Omg what happened to the protest movement i supported crushing?”

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

Gotta say, I have also been wondering why there are no shame chants at Trump staff.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The crackdown at universities included expulsions, criminal charges, the actual jailing of students for as little as an oped, new campus rules that made criticizing Israel a punishable offense, the banning even of megaphones at demonstrations…and then Neera “wonders” where the protests went. Such a mystery!

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

@sethharpesq Shaku maku

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

A Bridge Too Far - Anthony Hopkins, James Caan, Robert Redford, Gene Hackman, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Laurence Olivier, Elliott Gould, Ryan O’Neil and keep an eye out for Cliff from Cheers

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Sneakers - it has Robert Redford, Ben Kingsley, Sindney Poitier, Dan Akroyd, River Phoenix, Mary McDonald, David Straithern, Steven Tobolowski and a brief appearance by Jakes Earl Jones

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

@SethR95 amateur hour

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Supposedly this happened at Utah State? Now thats hilarious

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

“The Chant” has already been ringing through Lawrence today.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

If those savages had just been displaying QR codes on their uniforms like you suggested this all could have been avoided. Right @RitchieTorres ?

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

I voted to defund ICE, as did most House Democrats. The Senate must now do the same.

Too many lives have been lost to unbridled brutality. ICE’s cruelty must be filibustered.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Damn 😞 RIP

[Bobby Weir @BobWeir]

It is with profound sadness that we share the passing of Bobby Weir. We send him off the way he sent so many of us on our way: with a farewell that isn’t an ending, but a blessing.  A reward for a life worth livin'. https://t.co/2qdBbh80v1

📸 Chloe Weir

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

This guy picked the highest turnout game in Cougar history as his example! 😂

[Larry @Larry6167698078]

@RyanDLeaf Funny I remember a car dealership in Pullman offering free tickets for your game against Stanford to try and make it a sell out in late October or November and that was the ROSE BOWL season.

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

#firearamark

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

Digging deep for a silver lining… last time we lost a coach to iowa state it led to us hiring Mike Price

[Shane Johnson 🇵🇸 @Longballj]

#Cougargoldcheese

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

What’s the thing your college town could offer “for life” to keep a coach there?