Noize

Dad, husband, President, citizen.
A life of breath and thought.
pronouns: he/her/their.
#BLM

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My goal in life is to go home every day.

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come on, we're all macroverbumsciolists!

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replacing the main character(s) with jason statham would improve 96% of all fiction

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@CNN The fact that this is news is straight up McCarthyism

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Idiocracy Timeline Indicator:
Canada's ex-Prime Minister married Russell Brand's ex-wife

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Timothy Olyphant + Pierce Brosnan = Josh Duhamel

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The poorest district in the US is in... NYC!
The richest and most unaffordable city containing the poorest population is one of the best definitions of capitalism.

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#FUCKTRILLIONAIRES

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we live in a societal media

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@RabbiPoupko yes because that leans she has AIPAC tattooed on her forehead

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jurassic times call for jurassic worlds

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more like iranium

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It's so obvious that Mountain Dew is behind #Greenwatergate to usher in the Age of Idiocracy

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spider-pig weaves charlottens web

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Jeryy Seinfeld = Jordan Peterson + A Donkey

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every new batch of alpha males is a new batch of incels

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WTF is a knickerbacker ticker tape?

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my peloton has been stuck in the strait of hormuz for 3 weeks #endthewar

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peter thiel is pronounced peter thile

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Jeremy Allen White is in a movie about Facebook but isn't playing Mark Zuckerberg?!

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he-man has got to be the dumbest character name in history