Longford Lass

Account for personal tweets and random opinions of an 80's and an Archers fan.

[Longford Lass @Longford_lass]

@Baddiel I’m crying and laughing aloud at the same time.
Will never be able to listen to @BBCTheArchers theme tune without “cunty, cuntilily-ing along”

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@PaulCBrunson Perfectly timed.

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@smillership @Dorothy_UK I have this poster in my house. I really love it. - nice to be able to thank you

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@Mr_Dave_Haslam Guessing that’s irony

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@samaritans Because I got home safely

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@samaritans

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@NoelClarke Good morning.

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@Ashy_slashee You’re gonna need a bigger boat!

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@LisaDominic Bit harder to do that though.
I can think of a couple who might have some stories to tell.

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@AvantiWestCoast I’ve never complained about Avanit before - but my journey was awful. Not even sure we had a conductor on board.
One announcement about no shop but nothing about training being 20 minutes late.
Need a drink before my connection.
Just needed some tlc

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@AvantiWestCoast None of them are working and the train is super packed.
We haven’t seen the onboard team at all

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@ilovenostalgia

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@NoelClarke Good morning. ☀️

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@malprin Yes

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@NoelClarke Good morning ☀️

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@user1998khas @GoldenAgeGeeks @NoelClarke Don’t be a troll. He did nothing wrong…..

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@GladiatorsTV Ready!

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@richnotts1 Wax paper or baking parchment and a bit of string/ elastic band

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@CraigRevHorwood @weetabix Hot milk = dis-as-ter dahling