Salou's Princess 👑

When I Breathe I Run Out Of Breath!

I suffer from migraines but I do not suffer fools

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

This may be a little harsh, but as a former daycare teacher, I think we should be allowed to fistfight parents like this in the parking lot

[🧿 @chisomizm]

this tweet raises a really good point; if kids and teenagers are going to be banned from using social media then there should also be a ban on adults (including their own parents) from posting them online

[Santi @SantiAFC1994]

@ParisPhl It's comments like these where you realise Americans really know nothing about Europe and the UK. They are so indoctrinated to think they are the best they will ignore all the shit they put in their food.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

My very honest opinion is that anyone who has tried to lose weight has engaged in it in some form at some point

[🏆🔴⚪️ @sellorm]

Lidl fruit expires as soon as you leave the shop, gotta eat it at the checkout till

[Cris @Lord_Lunchable]

@DiscussingFilm Remember when being Woke meant being awake and aware of the injustices happening in your day to day?

[The Telfar Terrorist #TheOnesWhoLive @ColtsKatana]

The definition of the term woke has been so bastardized. Nobody even realizes what it means anymore. adding a black person somewhere there wasn’t before is not woke. It’s not even close. Stop letting white people change the definition of things just because they can’t figure out or understand the correct one.

[gm @graveyyyyyy]

In my dictatorship as soon as you make a post like this about your partner you’re off to jail permanently

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Your coworker is not attractive, they are just within 10 feet of you 40 hrs/week

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

I also think people need to remember we don’t all call our loved ones out of their names when we’re upset/sad/etc. That could’ve been how love was displayed in your intimate circles but the rest of us don’t have to accept it.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

They in her mentions booing but she’s right.

“I keep getting my face played in” or “they keep playing in my face” would be correct. That’s why it’s obvious when someone isn’t Black & is using the Ebonics. There ARE rules.

[JIGGAVEL 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @BoofDaddi]

Black guys who date Black women are probably the least likely segment of ppl to go on shows like love island

[Sally @diamondsdayy]

My mother had her entire world view shifted when I was like ~12 ish she said you shouldn't go braless around your grandpa and I said "oh he's a pedophile?" and I watched her mind shatter in front of me and no similar topic ever came up again

[marang setshwaelo @marangdream]

Nope. No ways!
They terrorized that one lady for a week straight, all because she said one of her marriages simple pleasures is enjoying a quiet cup of coffee with her husband in their garden every morning.

[mhysa @sawftkitty]

Lol, they shouldn't. People on the internet are too miserable to fully engage with the dynamics of happily married people authentically.

[rach69 @rach_6977]

OLANDRIA FOR MAC COSMETICS BY PAINTED BY ESTHER!!

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

Elderflower really is a very superior flavour

[TYRANT @ioutsouldu]

Can someone make an AI drake verse on the end half of BBW? Just wasted that fire ass beat and didn’t rap on it for what???

[Vent It @VentItMedia]

Drake:
“Road Trips”
“BBW”
“Stuck”

These about to be ripping all summer.🔥