Rusty Longshaft

Big Goopa | Hot Take Nostradamus | Tweets are my own opinions

[Rusty Longshaft @LongshaftRusty]

Chili Lime chips not as seasoned as I would imagine… @ChipotleTweets come on chipotle

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The fact draftkings locked Donte Johnson pre fight on the Cage Breaker promo was such classic BS @DKSports

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I never seen an aura downfall this quickly like Jayden Daniels this week. His mom so extra🤣

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@BASEDGLORYBOY @Haxr06 @UnderdogNFL @espn You can’t deflect to talk about his surrounding team now. Burrow completed football that year with an undefeated season and broke 31 offensive records at LSU + SEC. Even compared with Heisman voting Burrow had the largest voting margin in history at 1.8K difference (Daniels 328)

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Real Madrid posting on socials acknowledging Jorge Messi’s passing before Barca is something I did not expect.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 launches NROL-179 to orbit from pad 4E in California

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@elonmusk please buy the Nets and let a long time fan run the organization to glory

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Elon Musk is the world's first trillionaire.

He could buy every team in the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, F1, MLS, WNBA, and Premier League, plus every other club in the Champions League, and still have nearly half of his net worth left.

[Rusty Longshaft @LongshaftRusty]

@joetsai1999 its time to sell the team. BK vision has run its course. The Nets need to relocate back to NJ with a full rebuild, new vision, and a new identity. New York Knicks own the NYC market

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Brother @ChipotleTweets whats going on with this chunky cottage cheese looking queso?

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@NetsDaily “Garden was never louder” of course. It was a game 7. The Knicks were out. There also fair weather knicks fans and KD fans in the building not truly supporting the Nets. Its a Game 7 in NYC.. General NBA go

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@PSGNJ1 @Nettorious I can run circles around any “Nets” fan from BK in lore the organization is broken. The ones trying to prove they are not are puppets to Tsai with Prokhorov’s playbook.

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@BookitWithTrent Sundiata Gaines

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@stoolpresidente Release the Barstool Files

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@stoolpresidente It blows my mind Dave didnt make this Spring break Kai Cenat/Adin Ross/IShowSpeed type of 24/7 marathon

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@khobi_price This is a typical phrase .. someone would say this to you if you cut them off on the road over there🤣

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@Gethin_Williams This still going on or completely dead? I own like 2mil wLuna bought back in May 2022 havent touched it in my coinbase

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@edbassmaster @DanPietsch Johnny Hamchek*

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@JoeyB Trying to get the refs to glaze you next year I see…

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@calrulk782 Would be interesting to see him on the Vikings seems like a classic pick up for them to win the job like Sam Darnold did

[Rusty Longshaft @LongshaftRusty]

You're DeMeco Ryans at halftime

Stroud's thrown 3 picks on 7 throws, game's slipping away

Flashback to Davis Mills going 3-0 when Stroud sat:

719 yards, 5 TDs, 1 lonely INT

LET MILLS COOK!