Lance Longwell

Corp Comms and #PR at @BioconBiologics. Improving healthcare is a passion. Love tech, #travel , coffee, and ⚽. Views=my own; RT≠endorsement.

[Lance Longwell @LongwellLance]

At least the marketing material is accurate. Eggs were just the beginning. Also missing was the veggies, the protein, the recipes and about everything else.

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Lessons in @blueapron - last week’s box delivered to some other house somewhere in the world. This week, missing almost everything. Same for family in another state. And thousands of complaints online. My guess is yet another other poor AI implementation.

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@AmericanAir Great. Here’s some more feedback for @ATT: people are not getting a positive impression of your brand here. Maybe you could some pressure on your partner to fix their service that is tarnishing your reputation.

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The best @TMobile commercial imaginable: allowing people on @AmericanAir to actually experience @ATT quality on the “wifi powered by AT&T”. 4th flight of the year and it’s like being back in 2010.

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@AmericanAir 6 months later, still not improving. I’ve only had 1 flight this year where the @ATT service actually worked. How many more years do you think this rollout will take? Sure miss the reliability of @TMobile.

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@AmericanAir Rollout has been a disaster. Premature, poorly communicated and cut over to soon. Should have kept T-Mobile until the kinks were worked out. As for @ATT people aren’t being the best impression here.

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@MLS_PR Translation: MLS didn't want to find problems because it would have distracted from their "Messi Moment." "Unable to substantiate the allegations." There's video. It's on YouTube.

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@MLSist @guardian Here, let me fix it for you: @PhilaUnion will pay another law firm not to find any problems.
Although, curiously, at the beginning of the season, the Ernst Tanner jersey that hung in a prime location of the VIP club was removed.

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@MLSist @GuardianUS LeBlanc had to say nice things about him: his kids on the UII team and would have been blacklisted if he didn't. It was hardly an endorsement.

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@PhilaUnion You bringing Ernst Tanner along for the ride? The face of the club? The man who embodies everything Sugarman and the ownership group stand for?

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@Silly__Jilly This is everything.

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Hey @travellemming, thoughts on the White House OSTP RFI on Regulatory Reforms to Promote AI Innovation?

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@theenvoyofchaos Pink Phony Club

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@theenvoyofchaos PRO @PROreferees are a total joke.

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@JoserNunez91 Never mind. He was MIa in warmups

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@PhilaUnion Ahhhhh. Do you see Blake warming up? I see semmle. And no Blake

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@KevinJuliff @PhilaUnion @opencup @NewYorkRedBulls Just like last year, they don’t call it or postpone in the face of the obvious to maximize concession sales. Typical.

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@TaylorTwellman I write these statements in my day job. There’s denials and there’s denials. Carefully worded “me.” Of course, lawyers and agents and a whole host of others could have had detailed conversations.

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@Cigna It's Monday. That means a "we hope you die" letter from @Cigna citing care guidelines that they're not actually following.

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@theenvoyofchaos Also like to point out a couple of really nice defensive moments from Dono. This one actually felt like we had defense.