Buster Lonley

TPC/CJ’s Softball Sccops & Cocaine…. Not Buster Olney or Matt Olson

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BREAKING 🚨

This team…

… & @AsianPapi22 a$$ cheeks

[Cowboy Jacks SC @ThatPitchCray]

Playoffs Start Tomorrow

and we are hurting… 😳

DOUBTFUL:
- Drew (Baby)
- Z (Shoulder)

OUT:
- Cole (Baby)
- Dalton (Hamstring)
- Nick (another damn vacation)
- Jude (Math)

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@ThatPitchCray @AsianPapi22 @TuorGolf You ever think about picking up bowling @AsianPapi22? You baby back bitch

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@Lambee5990 @Delta Breaking News: No lol

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@AsianPapi22

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Also @AsianPapi22 & Dutch

[Cowboy Jacks SC @ThatPitchCray]

Also @pedro771 & the umpire

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BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 🚨 🚨

After much careful thought and saying f**k his agent (@pedro771).

@ColeVanB44 has decided to sign his offer letter from @ThatPitchCray softball.

He will join the team full time (80%) and surely spend time at @cowboyjacks.

Also, screw @AsianPapi22 😂

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@AsianPapi22 It’s when I visit your mom rotflmao

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@AsianPapi22 @ThatPitchCray RUMOR 🚨 No, but your girl Ho Dang was

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@AsianPapi22 @ThatPitchCray UPDATE: Only thing you’re pulling up too is this golf ball you hit 5 yards

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@AsianPapi22 @ThatPitchCray Calm down Sin Jin, I’ll meet you at the putt-putt course in Anoka anytime. Serums on Tuesday

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@AsianPapi22 @ThatPitchCray Breaking news 🚨… Chan can hit a softball further than your drive.

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@pedro771 @ColeVanB44 @ThatPitchCray Buster doesn’t give a s**t, Pedro 🤷🏼‍♂️

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BREAKING: Per sources, star OF @ColeVanB44 may be reconsidering his retirement and returning to @ThatPitchCray (Cowboy Jacks) ahead of Thursday’s opener.

Needless to say the team was not satisfied with moving @pedro771 into his position for the 2023 campaign

Via Cole’s Agent:

[Buster Lonley @LonleyBuster]

BREAKING: Per sources, star OF @ColeVanB44 may be reconsidering his retirement and returning to @ThatPitchCray (Cowboy Jacks) ahead of Thursday’s opener.

Needless to say the team was not satisfied with moving @pedro771 into his position for the 2023 campaign

Via Cole’s Agent

[Buster Lonley @LonleyBuster]

@Mazda6God @ThatPitchCray @AsianPapi22 @stevemartinson @Lambee5990 Talks have been going south, because he’s a baby back bitch