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[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Imagine convincing a species that has been on Earth for thousands of years that it cannot survive or live a healthy life without pharmaceuticals that didn’t exist 100 years ago.

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Jesus died for the ugliest parts of you.

[Forbes @Forbes]

Lionel Messi is one of two new billionaires competing at this year’s World Cup. https://t.co/7rMiL7p72j (Photo: Luis Robayo/AFP via Getty Images)

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Atiku dey increase tuition fee for eim school,

Tinubu dey share rice,

Peter Obi dey donate to schools in millions, nonstop

Kwankwaso dey roll out scholarships to the children of the poor.

I know who means well for me & my unborn generation.

Nigeria will be OK!

[T/R Football @Trfootballx]

🚨 The only two coaches who have won Trebles with 2 different teams.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Nigerian government: Give us time. We are all in the same boat.

The boat:

[Dr Ayilola 🇬🇧 👨‍⚕️ 🩺 @AyilolaElisha]

Avoid marrying a woman you cannot correct , advise or direct . Because marriage is not a playground of emotions , it is a journey that requires order, respect and wisdom

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.”

- Oscar Wilde

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Jesus Christ is coming back.

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Rakim is called the God MC he just entered the Grammy Hall of Fame after 40 years of career

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

As a single man, do everything in your power to stay away from married women.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered.

When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness.

Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief!

Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect!

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[J. C. Okechukwu @jcokechukwu]

NIGERIA: If a citizen who called out the poor welfare situation of the military is being punished and dragged to court while the terrorists who kill the same military personnel daily are being pampered and pardoned, you don’t need an Angel to tell you this is not a country.

[Mike Arnold @MikeArnoldTruth]

TO @PeterObi:

You did the right thing this morning. Walking out of the ADC took courage. It also took clarity.

You named what most Nigerians have been afraid to name — that the same state and its agents that captured Labour Party in 2023 captured the ADC in 2026. Same machine. Different jersey.

That is the truth. And you said it out loud.

For that, you deserve commendation. Not endorsement — commendation. Because you took a step in the right direction, and steps in the right direction are rare in Nigerian politics.

Now keep going.

Let APC and ADC split the Caliphate vote between themselves. Let the men who built this cage fight over who gets to sit on the throne. They have the same owners. They will end with the same outcome.

You have a different road open to you now. The road of the people.

Millions of displaced Nigerians have no voice. Give them one. Make sure they have a vote.

Millions are crying for self-determination. Give them a real pathway. Put it on the ballot.

Call for a new constitution. Not an amendment. A new one — written by the people, ratified by the people. The 1999 document is a colonial contraption that mentions Sharia 165 times and Christianity zero. It is the scaffolding the Caliphate stands on. Tear it down.

Call for a free 2027 election under international supervision. Not INEC. Not the agents who hounded you out of two parties. The world.

Do not compromise. The world is watching. Be the champion Nigerians need to end this 66-year nightmare.

Sir, you have left the machine.

Now join the people and help dismantle it.

#EarthShaker

[Governor Amuneke @KevinblakC]

A wrong movement somewhere in Africa! 😂

[Mike Arnold @MikeArnoldTruth]

This whole thing is surreal.

Atiku Abubakar — banned from the United States for a decade for laundering $40 million, his fourth wife caught taking $1.7 million in Siemens bribes, now running for president with the Butcher of Kaduna on his ticket — just hired a Washington fixer.

The fixer's name is Karl Marx.

I am not making this up. The man Atiku just paid $1.2 million is legally named Karl-Marx Edward Ikemefuna William George Okeke-Von Batten. FARA filing. April 1, 2026. Look it up.

A Nigerian-American Republican fundraiser named after the father of communism. Hired by a longtime Caliphate-aligned Northern strongman. To lobby a Trump White House that just slapped Nigeria with a Country of Particular Concern designation.

Six installments. Twelve months. $1.2 million. Atiku didn't even sign it himself — sent an ADC officer to put pen to paper.

You don't hire Karl Marx if you have a clean record. You hire Karl Marx because Caliphate connections won't get you a meeting with Marco Rubio.

Now — what this means for the narrative war.

Tinubu has DCI Group. Nine million dollars. Atiku has Karl Marx. One-point-two million. Two wings of the same Caliphate. Two competing fixers. Same Washington game.

For political tourists, this looks like a real fight. APC versus ADC. Hatchet versus hatchet.

For the people on the ground — it isn't.

Watch what Atiku attacks. Fuel subsidies. The economy. Tinubu's competence. Tinubu's mandate. Watch what he never attacks. The genocide. The Sultan. The Middle Belt killings. The Sharia constitution. The IDP camps Abuja denies exist. The blasphemy lynchings. The Catholic schoolchildren still missing in Niger State.

He cannot. The moment he does, his Northern base evaporates. So he won't. Ever.

Which means the entire ADC-versus-APC narrative war is a fight over surface things only. Subsidies. Inflation. Cabinet appointments. Who gets the contracts.

For the people fighting actual darkness in Nigeria — the IDPs, the Plateau widows, the Middle Belt pastors, the Igbo families still mourning Kanu — the difference between Karl Marx and DCI Group comes down to three questions.

Who signs the checks.

Who gets bashed online.

Who gets snaps taken with Washington honchoes.

That's the whole fight.

The genocide doesn't get mentioned. The Sultan doesn't get touched. The constitution doesn't get rewritten. The displaced don't get counted. The Butcher of Kaduna stays on the brochure.

We can watch with some grim entertainment as Karl Marx takes whacks at Tinubu over the next twelve months. It will be loud. It will trend. It will not change a single thing for the children buried at Yelewata.

Real opposition doesn't need a fixer. Real opposition has the people.

Atiku doesn't have the people. He has $1.2 million and Karl Marx.

The Plateau widow can't afford a fixer. Neither can the St. Mary's parents.

They don't need one. They need a free election, a new constitution, and self-determination on the ballot.

That fight doesn't cost $1.2 million.

It costs courage.

#EarthShaker

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden admin 'zealously' probed 'traditional' Christians - even keeping tabs on priests: DOJ report https://t.co/NcHsUlhFr4

[Saba_4Real @saba_4real]

Forget politics, forget religion, forget ethnicity.
Tinubu is incompetent

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

It is an absolute shame that the Christian church in Nigeria has become a platform for thieves, criminals and heartless wicked politicians.

This message here is long long overdue.
I wish every Nigerian will see this video