Lonnie Vaughn

What would Lonnie do? #CFC

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[Lonnie Vaughn @LonnieThe3rd]

Tap to see my response whenever I see one of those “Did it work? Tap to see..” posts on my timeline

[J-Boi @JboiHQ]

The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

mr boss is so real for this

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

BECAUSE
A
BEATER
CAR
IS
10,000
DOLLARS
YOU
BOOMER

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

After losing his wife, the man's children adopted a shelter dog to provide him with companionship.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 BREAKING: João Pedro to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement done club to club for fee in excess of £50m.

João will travel on Tuesday for medical tests and contract signing, ready for FIFA Club World Cup.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 BREAKING: Jamie Bynoe-Gittens to Chelsea, here we go! Deal agreed club to club with Borussia Dortmund.

Contract until June 2032 for JBW who always wanted Chelsea.

Understand medical will take place TONIGHT for Jamie. 🩺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

BVB accepted last bid, as @FabriceHawkins reports.

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Just smoked a joint with Gerbert he said thank you every time i passed it

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

I need to know what buddy do to have insane aura like that