Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves

VET 4sho. Kinda smart (debatable) Abrasive Network owner. 1/2 of the Tag Team Keyboard Championship. Not-so sexy. Won't you follow?

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Consider this my personal agenda, so it’s a “fuck no” to #PercyLynchard. Let’s get it Mississippi.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Hear me out, yall gotta stop fucking with Dixie Queen too.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

The young redbone with the brown tights in the Horn Lake Waffle House at 11 pm on a Saturday just made a terrible day a little bit better.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Orlando making Detroit work tonight.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

People speak of indecisiveness as an annoyance when planning things with others. Im starting to realize that some of that isnt indecision but one party having a desire and wanted the planner to figure out what that is.

Thats far more annoying than indecision

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

@rodimusprime Why does this feel like the Comedy Central Show all over again?

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

We've Missed Your Eyes - https://t.co/JxOJfzTGZ9

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

aren’t those crepes?

[Snack Reel @SnackReel]

Leopard pancakes are something luxurious

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Why are the IHOP employees doing that move that folks do when they don’t want to serve you because they’re about to close? Somebody has to say something because yall not bout to close.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

When stepdaughter comes back home and mom sees her in the dress she told him not to let her wear, what does he say?

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

So in the stepdad porn scene, when he smashes the stepdaughter because she was dressed too sexual to go out…do she still go out afterwards or naw?

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Plus “mom” was only supposed to be gone for an hour…does he try to cover up the evidence? He did just smash the stepdaughter in their bed.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Have a Zero Tolerance policy like Arkansas’s “we’re going to put you in the ditch” chase policy looks good till you realize that not every speeding car is someone trying evade arrest.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

“I just want to touch that thigh” lawdamercy

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

So @sonicdrivein has 99¢ corn dogs today. I mean chilly dogs would be more appropriate

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Just sitting home watching @BrittaniD_Fox13 do work. 😍

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

I was ready to mark out if Lash and Nia would have pulled a super collider.

[Danny Ocean, Spec Advisor to Tate Reeves @LonzoHarrisJr]

Wow @BrittaniD_Fox13! The avi is 🥰