Luke 0150π

I take my coffee black and my whiskey straight

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

@3LAU you're sold out tonight at Red rocks but my friend and I wanna see you perform. And way you can get us in??

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Gotta try this!

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

Meth under a microscope. That's neat #MethMondays

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When a woman says they're done arguing but come back 5 minutes later...

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

"@keuler13: what does one wear skydiving? but really." usually a parachute

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

I tried to text @TimHowardGK to say good job at the game yesterday, but he blocked me...

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

Nothing like waking up in the land of the free and getting to be American for another day #USAvsBEL

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

"My wife and I met on Tinder" #shitnoonesays

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

*walks into break room to check out what they brought in for breakfast* "Huh... No meat" *turns and walks away* #OilfieldQuotes

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

"Back in school I lived off of Totino's pizza, keystone light, and loose women" #OilfieldQuotes

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

How to take a shot: open the throat, relax the stomach, and pray for the liver

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

You don't know the struggle until you've tried walking up a flight of stairs after leg day

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

My Friday consisted of shooting clays and learning how to two-step at the world's largest honky tonk. It's fair to assume I'm back in Texas

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

"@LlFTING: Preworkout just kicked in http://t.co/S5TJajbQNk" @DezmonFernandez

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

Trying to find an open coffee shop in Vernal on a Sunday is a damn near impossible task

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

Trying to find a "business appropriate" profile pic for work makes me realize I literally never smile normal for pictures #forevergoofyAF

[Luke 0150π @LooCoalSun]

Rainy days and William Fitzsimmons were meant for each other