I think it's funny when porn brained gooners aspire to lose their virginity~
Like, nah dude, you're meant to be pussy-free. The closest thing to a pussy you'll get is becoming your bro's fav fleshlight!~
Look it's okay if you don't have what it takes to drop out and be a full fledged NEET yet but at least do have the decency of skipping classes and failing grades to PROPERLY PORN YOUR DONG in the dorm💢💢💢💢