@fesshole Same, to soothe perimenopausal itchy ears. But it always annoys me how quickly they cool. However, a disposable, clean (obvs), mascara wand reaches the itch in the most delicious way. Yes I know it’s not advisable .. but oh my god it’s good.
@Marie03560731@fesshole Beg to differ, a friend of mine didn’t poo for a week when I went on holiday with her. She was envious of my two a day habit. She’s been a lifelong infrequent pooer- her family nickname is Backed Up Bertha.
@fesshole There’s an episode of T&J where Terry is in a car with a bloke, discussing someone having a fling. Terry refers to it by raising his elbow like a wing and making a squeal like a balloon between his lips. It really tickled me and I’ve referred to hanky panky that way ever since
@JimithyJimdale@fesshole Just put a biro mark on the bottom right corner and then you know it’s always the bottom right corner. Or if the label is on a corner mark the label BR or TR whichever it is.
@fesshole My rabbits escaped to go and live in the woods, apparently (after dad had hurriedly cleared up the carnage). Dad would often spot them just out of our eyeline when we were walking the dog, “ooh there they are, there!! Oh did you miss them, shame.”