Looby Tunes 2

alt account where I sit and rot and scream 🥴 Main: @laurenfooted

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White woman: Yeah my cat’s called Miso… it’s short for misogyny

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I was supposed to compete in the dgaf olympics, but didn’t rlly feel like going in the end

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Practicing breaking it down sad style just in case my coworkers call for it at the office

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He’s not dead btw. I think

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Met a man with the exact same name as my first ever boyfriend. Is this fate? Is reincarnation real?

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If those “why aren’t you vegan?” People came up to me I would embarrass myself publicly. I don’t know. There’s not really a reason. I’m sort of an evil person I guess

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Patrick Bateman LARPer who doesn’t listen to Genesis… so ur just wearing fruity little ties and being misogynistic huh

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Refraining from broadcasting the impulses of my intellectual heart. My intellectual heart is having no impulses

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Long gone are the days I’d be forced to stay up watching shit I didn’t like. Now I stay up watching slop I love

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@Niseimonomango It made me the evilest saddest sexiest person I knew. I wish I could do it again.

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Last day at work today and I kept telling my regulars “this is the last time we’ll meet” like something bad was gonna happen to me

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Fucked up cos I went dancing in my sit-down-and-look-pretty shoes

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Guys used to think I was cool because I wore short skirts and listened to Pink Floyd. Now all I do is smoke cigarettes and ask if anyone’s heard of Lana del ray

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I don’t even think straight men can have an anxious attachment style. It’s called “she’s not that into you”

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One time I was talking to a guy at a club and he said “I’m gonna make a game about a girl leaving the club” and I was like “ohhh like a horror game haha” and he responded “no… like deciding what afters she’s going to” like okay

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I can only make strong eye contact if I’m flirting or in a job interview. At the end of either of these encounters I make things awkward by asking “what are we?” And receive a noncommittal answer

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@RafotRarrran It’s always the good one :)) and if it’s not you’ll figure it out soon

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One time my date asked me what my attachment style was and I said “ummm the normal one? I don’t have anything wrong with me” (it’s avoidant)

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I really do think the sugababes push the button music video had more of an impact on me than I initially realised

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You’re in his DMs he’s in my room wondering who he’s become after meeting me