4 years ago while at work I posed for a google maps drone, never knowing if the fruits of my labor payed off. Today we have our answer. (I’m the cute chubby one)
For all of you wondering, I just applied to be on bachelor in paradise Canada. They asked me how tall I was and I panicked and said 6’5. Rude awakening for them when I show up.
I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
Alright Santa, I haven’t asked for much in my time (Pokémon cards, a bike, etc) All I ask for this Christmas is a girlfriend. You’ve got 46 minutes, don’t let me down bitch.