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I'm so full of lightning yum

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I have been informed of the most important information ever

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I wonder when we started just putting numbers at the end of titles to say "this is the sequel." Plenty of popular books aren't named that way. Harry Potter and the Kingkiller Chronicle come to mind.

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60

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11

[ran @ranoutofnames03]

@LookAnAlt 10

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59

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Happy 6/7 day btw

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I pogged

[Alien: Isolation 2 @AlienIsolation]

Crashed vessel.

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I did this to a space heater’s wheels

[Alexander Fitzgerald @AFitzgerald1992]

production is halted...

[Swee 🇿🇦 @Sweeflyboy]

Just been stabb
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D in the head in a home invasion please pray

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@legomakers1 You can do both

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@el7_77 Me

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@MischievousCur I haven’t seen a single argument about asuka vs rei vs misato but apparently that’s still going on

[pemis @pemisssss]

This is why i stopped playing magic the gathering I would show up to gatherings and they’d be like “let me introduce you to Tulip” and I’d have to fistbump some nigga like this and be like ahah wassup tulip

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Me and who

[maggot//milk @MaggtMilk]

the raptor whom I hate
#digitalart

[maggot//milk @MaggtMilk]

the raptor whom I hate
#digitalart

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New euphemism just dropped and it’s a good one

[New York Post @nypost]

Yuba City McDonald's boss rushed to ICU with horrific injuries after colleague threw scorching hot oil over him https://t.co/ntHvtjkXLm

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@lordvictor Prisoners rarely have a sense of justice so much as they have a sense of crime-based clan.

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@3DGlyptics I am a piezophile

[Raz Wulf🥔 @RazWulf]

Why pay for rent when you can live in the backrooms for freeee

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@KeyTryer Better yet, make api usage usable with a subscription instead of pay as you go

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@_ATROPHIC_ Nasty!