Evan

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Few weeks into the 15-16 season, I knew GS was winning 73. I knew early on we were witnessing something special. I feel the same way about this Wiz squad but on the opposite end of the spectrum. They could very well be the most unserious team of all time. The potential is there.

[SharpClarke 🔪 @SharpClarkeNFL]

Like any dedicated gambler

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@driphurts You called it

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This is a legendary Zach Wilson performance. I don’t know if it’s possible to have a worse fan experience at a home NFL game unless the Jets were also shooting dog shit into the stands with a T-shirt cannon.

[CL @DodworthBantam]

At a funeral today. The speaker mentioned which football team the deceased supported, and someone booed

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@Abstayer @RorroRms @Spt_Wagering_OH @nikedemon @MikeD49780163 The lack of coverage was so wild. Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it - even fringe CBB games usually have official accounts live tweeting the scores or random people mentioning it.

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@Spt_Wagering_OH @nikedemon @MikeD49780163 Just ended. Norfolk State won 89-83 I believe, game was like basically blacked out for some godforsaken reason.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“I can’t believe twitter is free” it isn’t, there is an inconceivable toll

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@gamblingdouche What was the price?

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

So if I understand right, Iowa just...
-Punted from their own 16
-Recovered a muff at the Illinois 35
-Went 3 plays for -6 yards and punted
-Forced a fumble and recovered at the 5
-Went 4 plays for -4 yards
-Kicked a field goal

A 15-play, -10-yard, 76 punt yard field goal drive.

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@avarwallace Any idea about expected minutes for the Wizards? Is there anyone the staff wants to get an extended look at?

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

FFFFREEEEEDDDOOOMMMM

[Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18]

Since retirement, I have been lucky to avoid stealing millions of dollars from the poorest people in my state.

[Kp @nykev_]

I cant explain how but this horse reminds me of machine gun kelly #hotd

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@RotoNarratives @MorantsBookie No worries, I’ve come to expect very little effort from the account whose sole purpose is supposedly dedicated to narratives but does nothing except lazily google players birthdays and sometimes RT team accounts after a player does something.

[Evan @LookAtMeMao]

@MorantsBookie @RotoNarratives When has this account ever tweeted anything useful beforehand?

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

[Vic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx]

Ain’t no way that’s the ball number.