Not Paul McKenna

Uproarious parody on the mad antics of the Hollywood star-studded world of the jetset celeb hypnotist: restaurants, cars, yachts, boyfriend #MySimon, & beards!

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

Latest! Just changed a nappy! Unfortunately it was Si's @StraightSimon ..to whom age hasn't been kind! :)

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Psygay's Prodns new Tarantino-remake, 'Beach Chihuahuas', set in #SandyLaneBarbados & starring Simon Cowell as 'Mr Cerise' & Paul McKenna as 'Mr Cyclamen'; how 2 aging rich queens, after 20 #brokeback years together, 'Just Can't Come-Out!' | 'Pile of Dogcrap', says Canine Weekly

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@StraightSimon Big thanks to you, darling - Love is forever and ever, Si! 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨(from your #EternalSausage XXXX)

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@StraightSimon Aw Si, I'll forever be your sausage! I love you, as always! Here's to yet another spermadelic Bajan sojourn! XX Paulie

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@StraightSimon I'm here Si, sweetheart! Will haven you with 'Turbo-style' asap (TM TurboHaven). I'm keeping a lo-profile, as agreed - see you in our 1 Sandy Lane suite (where I'm usually secreted) - or on Slipstream where we'll #TurboHaven (TM) doggiestyle/#SpoonHaven (TM) all day/night xxx

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Absent #Gaydads Simon Cowell & Paul McKenna's IVF 'son' Eric, & IVF mum Lauren Silverman in @MailOnline advertorial https://t.co/R9iwTNPEoT

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

.@StraightSimon #ICanMakeYouClimax lol xx

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@StraightSimon Thanks, Si babes - here's to handholding... & much, much more! xx

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

I hope that wasn't true, Si! https://t.co/3UzacfNSv9

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

.@StraightSimon seriously, Si babes ..every & any night of the week, you're my fave ever #squealer! lol #deliverance

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Paul McKenna reveals partner Si Cowell's well-known predilection for female impersonation https://t.co/oj0lnofsgY

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@braintree_ @YahooCelebUK surviving, thanks, Shanine!

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@N1CKnacks He slept with me! :) lol @StraightSimon

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

How my longterm gay partner Simon Cowell 'inspired me to deny we're a permanent item' https://t.co/RAIEzrGqRj

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@braintree_ @GayDads_ @Beard_Club @DailyMailCeleb 'I' could've been Eric's biological dad - unfortunately, that was MY pearl necklace ;(

[Gay Factor @GayFactor]

Should lesbian & gay celebs like Cheryl Tweedy & Liam Payne of #Syco have to pretend to be heterosexual, or not? https://t.co/lomh2otdOJ

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

.@GayFactor 'To #Beard, or not to #Beard? That is the question..' (William Shakesbeard)

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

@braintree_ @StraightSimon 'just good friends', of course Shanine! - Si & Ry used to 'hang out' too!

[Not Paul McKenna @LookIntoMyEyes_]

I know, I know, I DID say it... lol