Dear Tom Homan,
All I’m saying is, if you were to deputize a couple thousand of us, we could have this entire thing wrapped up by Tuesday afternoon.
Don’t worry about arming us or transporting us. We’ve got that covered. Just know when you see the trucks rolling down the street, we’re handling a few things for you.
Seriously, just deputize us. And let us video it and post it online.
Hugs,
Zeek (and a bunch of Zeek’s friends)