Luke (he/him)

God decided to wake me up today, so I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

[Luke (he/him) @Look_The_Duke]

Where’s the boyfriend tiktok has been telling me about

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

Dog of indomitable hope and optimism:

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sat in the sunlight for 15 minutes and remembered i’m actually full of love also i should start several different projects and not finish them

[lizzzzzz @lizzzzonadiet]

okay that’s valid

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

do u think he's humming a lil song in his head while he does this

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[ji @sindelchan]

i killed myself 80 times in my head this year and it’s only january

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

me:

[ang @cybermrcury]

I feel like this little dog when I’m in places I’m not supposed to be

[maze ☆ @m0sstrx]

pausing the game im playing to talk to the invisible twitch chat i have in my brain abt smth that just happened

[D ⭐️ @dgloforeva]

love bombing works on me cuz i feel like that’s exactly how U should be acting towards me

[helen @helen]

this is what having a crush feels like btw

[Lelo @lelowhatsgood]

another year without getting kissed at midnight 😔

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.

[Austine @theereal_one]

College+ showed me that’s a lot of mfkers weren’t parented or even raised. Just housed, fed, & tolerated until it was legal to unleash them on the rest of us