jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
And I hope you men know that a woman’s appearance during pregnancy is significantly influenced by the quality of your semen? funny how some men never want to discuss their side of the biology.