sheldon dinkleberg

Just Fun.

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Hit her in the back of Home Depot quick. Call that a nut and bolt

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Just saw a woman standing outside with her kid waiting for the school bus with over ear headphones on… How embarrassing

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Dudes be hella tough until a Bee starts flying around them 😭 🐝

[Derrico Henrio (Andy Avalos Appreciator) @derrico_henrio]

“Let’s go down to Holly Rowe with Lane Kiffin”

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Who tf invested the head rest? I never met a head rest that did me any good. Weak ass invention

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Gaslit the waitress into thinking she forgot my Coke Zero, got a free dessert bc of it #tooeasy

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

My groomsmen not wearing suits, they’ll all be in different @KingJames jerseys 🤞🏼#goat

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Sitting at my local BWings, the guys next to me starting talking about “the world changed when Harambe died” 😭

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You HAVE to complete this catch

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I want to start a snack company that sells a variety of nuts. I’d call it “Happy Nuts”

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Lakers in 5

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Lots of nostalgia this weekend. Damn.

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Next time you’re getting Chick-fil-A, mix their ranch with their Sriracha sauce… Fuck that’s good

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Driving on the highway listening to Olivia Dean, drinking Starbucks… what’s happening to me 😔

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Do Spanish speaking people say “Queso!” When taking a picture?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s win a Gold. Go Time 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Jersey Mikes messed my sandwich order up, called them to tell them respectfully because I’m a gentleman. Went back to get the right order, they gave me 2 of my sandwiches and 2 free sub cards! Thanks Mike, this is the best day of my life! I hope they fuck my shit up more!

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

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[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I feel like there shouldn’t be that first “r” in February. I never heard of no silent “r” before

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I need to move to Australia

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

So much talent out here I developed a stutter…