Alan

Sculptor,Toy maker...Idiot.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@ianmcque Isn’t he a Dickens character?🤔

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@iGregGreene @ddoniolvalcroze 😂👍🏼

[Greg Greene @iGregGreene]

@ddoniolvalcroze It contains two small men who take turns jotting down everything you type onto legal pads. This hard drive is only operational Mon-Fri 9am to 5pm, holidays excluded.

[カプリコン @capricorn_1202]

完成。
15枚でした。
#ブレードランナー
#BladeRunner
#ポリススピナー
#フルスクラッチ

[カプリコン @capricorn_1202]

#ブレードランナー
#BladeRunner
#ポリススピナー
#フルスクラッチ

[カプリコン @capricorn_1202]

#ブレードランナー
#BladeRunner
#ポリススピナー
#フルスクラッチ

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@capricorn_1202 @smilegossamer Wow!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🎉

[カプリコン @capricorn_1202]

メイキング･オブ･1/6 ポリススピナー 。
3年を14枚にまとめました。
まとまってないけど････
#ブレードランナー
#BladeRunner
#ポリススピナー
#フルスクラッチ

[Reese’s Pieces @JackJackington]

@seanspicer "Person who was calm, rational and honest was not treated like a comedic weirdo who lied incessantly for a blatantly unfit conman"

Context matters.

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@seanspicer Is it because your’re a lying twat?🤔Asking for a friend.

[QueBall = BLM @westy2018]

@RussInCheshire I watched some of his “briefings” and couldn’t believe the way he lied to the American public day after day. People like him who enabled disgraced ex-president trump, should be pariahs.

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

Given Mr. Cruz’s sudden interest in the issues facing Union Workers, we look forward to his support of the Protect The Right to Organize (PRO) Act.

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

Hey @tedcruz, have you forgotten that "hollywood" employs thousands of middle-class, union behind the scenes workers all over the country?

DO NOT speak for us ever again. The only folks you can speak for are the terrorists who stormed the capitol on 1/6/21. Embarrassing.

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@mtgreenee @mmfa You’ve no idea what communism is.

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@ddoniolvalcroze I DONTBELEIVEITS A REALPHOTOITMUSTBEFAKE IWASNTHERESOITCANTBEREAL.. oh hang on, we don’t have to be like that now do we?🤔

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@firslut @alex_brian92 @drdavidsamadi @leftist_brain People insanely believe everything they're told. They won't even suspect something dodgy is going on.

[Alan @LooksPuppety]

@janeetaswan @latonella @Rehune You don’t see enough use of “jotter” and “haversack”🤔😂

[Rehana Watkinson @Rehune]

Explaining the concept of video stores to the girls

‘So if someone else in your town was watching Harry Potter then you couldn’t watch it?’

*20 minutes of actual rolling on the floor laughing