LooktoWindward🦆

20 years playing poker, won a lot, lost slightly less - he/him - autistic - be safe and happy

[LooktoWindward🦆 @LooktoWindward1]

For my wife 1/x

“Can you run a bath I’ll be leaving in 15 mins xx”
Every day, sometimes at 5 sometimes at 7
It is never 15 mins though, so I wait a bit before turning on the taps
Then the dogs bark and you are back

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That's me done with Twitter or X or Scrappy Doo or whatever the man baby decides it is today.

I'll be over here - love and hugs
https://t.co/igCOt7jz0g

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@UKTradeBusiness @sturdyAlex Or we could just re-join the EU?

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@RonFilipkowski Did he already have the dolls or did he buy them to burn them?

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Alexa, what does fragile masculinity look like? #Barbie

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The #PITE Summer Special is here and @J_Hartigan and @Stapes are talking movies, poker movies.

To do that they're joined by @SavagePoker who was a consultant and star of Lucky You.

Listen 🎬 https://t.co/igXZdJmEcf

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@PhilGalfond @Patrik_Antonius @IAmMaverick888

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My earbuds say "battery high" when I put them in.

So I say "River deep" just before insertion.

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@bethanyshondark So what's your excuse?

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Oppenbarb

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@SharkaBytes The game was great but the manager mode was way ahead of it's time.

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@matthew80347716 cool a troll.

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In queue for T Swift tickets for daughter
Get to the buy screen
Pay
"Oops please click confirm before buying"
No confirm button
Lose tickets timed out
Realise browser in dark mode, button hidden
Panic
No tickets available!
Some tickets available
Disable dark mode
Pay
Coronary

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@matthew80347716 @historyinmemes Thank you for adopting his pronouns.

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@ScubaSteve_0013 @RobertGiltner22 @OccupyDemocrats You missed the word "introduced". It does have more than one syllable so understandable.

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@simonharris_mbd Also known as "Keep using Oil".

Would be shocked to discover how they are funded I am sure.

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Every accusation a confession.

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@ShaeffinSA @davenewworld_2 Edumacation

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@jgestiot @RonFilipkowski What is wokism?

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I have seldom felt adrenaline like this and I've done important business shit.