Lucy Russell

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Ima say this real loud so the people in the back can hear me YOU CANOT PUT FOOD IN THE DISHWASHER

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

So Donald trump is 74 years old!? Am I the only person who didn't know this!?

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Reasons why my mum is unreasonably angry.

Someone on pointless mispronounced a name and won the point.

She's now shouting obscenities at the TV that they need to loose and how if she was on the other team she would have kicked up a fuss. 👍👍

What an exciting life she leads.

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Today on why is my mother angry at me....
The sky menu won't move to the half 11 bit because there's something on from 10 till 12. it only shows you what's on at 12 when you move it. Because nothings changing from 10 until 12! I totally understand why you're angry at me. Cool

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Back to another reason why my mums angry at me..
I told her the food from the sea food shack in mumbles would be cold by the time it was driven back to Clydach. William is the one going but its my fault food cools down. Science, sorry guys, its on me

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Why is my mother shouting...
Jeremy Clarkson now hosts who wants to be a millionaire.

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Then William walks in..

William : good morning mam
Mam: good morning my love, how are you today? how did you sleep? It's very cold out there today make sure you wear a jumper if you go outside

🙄

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

We had a 'discussion' (argument) last night where mine and Williams opinion differed from that of my mother and Daniel. Fast forward to thismorning

Me : good morning mam
Mam : (sort and sharp, clearly in a hornedous mood) morning

Part 1

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Reasons why my mother is shouting at me..
She asked me to delete photos off her phone
I deleted photos off her phone

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Reasons why my mother is shouting at me :

Bake off stand up to cancer keep mentioning that one in two people get cancer

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Reasons why my mother is shouting at me : once I lost something and told her I hadn't. She doesnt remeber what but it was years ago. Good time to bring it up

[Dom Solanke @DomSolanke]

Hope everyone is safe and well. As I won’t be using my boots for a little while longer I’ve decided to do a giveaway. Just retweet and reply for a chance to win. Winners will be picked midday tomorrow✌🏾. #stayhome

[Seb Dance @SebDance]

I reckon the UK should join the EU. Just a thought.

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

@Bethasaurus95 Someone should have a card with your name on it or the company you booked with :) where are you off?

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

@Bethasaurus95 I cried!

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

@Bethasaurus95 Fair!! I’ll come, wherever you want to go, I’ll be there!

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

@Bethasaurus95 Everything okay? 💜

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

Watching night at the museum strangely reminds me of my night shifts last week - absolute carnage

[Lucy Russell @LoolyRussell]

My farther puts one knife the wrong way up in the dishwasher Mam : what an absolute prat Great first overreaction of 2019