Loons Defense

The official X account for the DEFENSE of the best looking team in the Fed. Sometimes I show up, sometimes I don't. Whatever.

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@FedWhiteNoyes @MinnokaGrays @AngelsInTheFed @Norsemen35 @Cannons35Fed

[St. Paul JTs @StPaulJTs]

Semifinals tonight at Alimagnet!

[Federal League @TheFedMN]

This Wed & Thur!

🏆 Class B Championship Game
St Anthony Norse
@Cannons35Fed
7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field

Class A Semifinal
@StPaulJTs
@BaseballLoons
7:15 PM - Bob Bunnell Field

Thursday

🏆 Class A Championship Game
@AngelsInTheFed
vs JTs/Loons
7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field

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@AngelsInTheFed @TheFedMN

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@Grant34100119 @BaseballLoons

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So… even the baseball gods hate the @BaseballLoons

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@MtkaSaints Jesus, you got that many guys to show up for picture day?

Gratz on a good season boys.

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So… can’t predict the weather, admins, umps, podcasters, fields, brackets, cuts of meat, wives, Willow hops, @BaseballLoons defense, old hamstrings or bullshit curveballs.

You can be sure of death, taxes and @BaseballLoons being looney.

See you tomorrow, Bitches. Be ready.

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@NoyesTd @BaseballLoons @Hurricane35Plus

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@Hurricane35Plus @TheFedMN @BaseballLoons

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So… When the official account becomes the burner:

[Loons Baseball @BaseballLoons]

@Hurricane35Plus And if you don’t want to jeopardize the field- simple- don’t agree to host games. Can we not ask reasonable questions in good faith? The snark is unnecessary. Not a good look for Hastings guys.

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@BaseballLoons @Hurricane35Plus When the official account becomes the burner.

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So… Nice to see you’re not dead @BaseballLoons! ☠️💀☠️

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@BaseballLoons @Hurricane35Plus

[Hastings Hurricanes Baseball @Hurricane35Plus]

Our games at Vets Park have been postponed until Sunday.

Same times. Same park.

Mother Nature wins today.

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So… @BaseballLoons game day. No brisket on the menu today so the boys are a bit ornery.

Those storms didn’t keep you up @AngelsInTheFed? You’re looking a bit tired.

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@AMESPORTS @BaseballLoons

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So… @BaseballLoons #stud

[Federal League @TheFedMN]

2025 Federal League Final Four
(Class A)

Metro Loons (@LoonsDefense)
St. Michael Angels (@AngelsInTheFed)
St. Paul JTs (@StPaulJTs)
Eden Prairie Flyers

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@JJStoll11 @BaseballLoons So… all good fella. We’ll hold you to that.

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So… @BaseballLoons v Silverbacks off to a great start. #noump

Worried about that post game brisket at this point. How long do you rest your brisket? Comment below (since we have nothing else to do)!

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