Luke 99

Bad at networking. OK at tweeting.

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

What Skate film is this?

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

Lotta Hobbit talk on the timeline today. Y’all must be at your parents watching TNT on cable.

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@zmann This is a marketing ~~~slam dunk~~~

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@zmann At least it’s not a Sunday night

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@JomboyMedia I want to watch @cotuck eat it!

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@zmann No your predictions are terrible!

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@QuasarMedia_ Isn’t he a bug in that too?

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

apart from Heath Ledger and Willem Dafoe what’s a third absolutely buckwild performance in a superhero movie that completely elevated it?

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

What are the chances Joe Manchin gets Scrooged this Christmas?

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@GraceCoh1 Nope

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@JoshuaTurek I hope this doesn’t go viral in 2 years

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

Send this to all the @MLB owners

[Jim Zhou @jim_zhou]

I paid $3 for Twitter Blue just so everyone can see precisely when Chris Sale's heart gets torn to pieces by Mike Trout

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

Does it count as reading if I keep the book in my lap while I look at my phone?

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

@TalkinJake Dude it’s not even baseball season

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

This is when we peaked as a society

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

This is so much cooler than what Dave Chappelle did to high schoolers

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

48-year-old Ichiro Suzuki is just casually blowing filth past high schoolers now https://t.co/zt5uRSwQP0

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

Listening to the Obama playlist, day-dreaming about a 2024 Harris/Buttigieg Presidential ticket by. The future looks bright! 😎 #changwecanbelievein #yeswecan

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

This is WOAKE…you can’t just skip words to make the acronym you want. Oh also getting to sue someone for teaching you history is not good.

[Luke 99 @Loookulele]

Just give them the cash and let them ride the zamboni

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t @AnnieTodd96)