Evening Looters, At this club we implement a philosophy of ‘play to the final whistle’ and this is an amazing example of why! We love to see so many Cracking Loot fans on away days. #UAVONLINE
Uhh, what a day. And it’s not even over yet. Seriously think The Looters need to make a YouTube channel so that we can all quit our jobs and rake it in😅
🚨 CLUB NEWS 🚨
The Looters would like to welcome @adam_dighton to the army.
Adam comes to us with a full 9 inches flaccid and a hatful of goals.
He wears what he likes which is perfectly normal as shown in the photo.
Welcome Adam.
#UAVONLINE
@MylesPayne_ has been in charge of the fixtures and preparing the boys for the last few months whilst the Chairman has been away on BIZZNISSSS.
Some great results as of late with @_Reubs_ being amongst them tonight. After a few years of a clarted knee he’s back.
#UAVONLINE
Looters, sorry for the absence!
Had to go see a man about a dog.
In the mean time we’ve only gone and sniped a playaaa, some would say a GOOD signing.
Welcome @G00D_Y to the looter family.
Meat head bloke with a great beard and gelled hair😍
#UAVONLINE
Evening Looters, in the up coming days there will be NEW AND IMPROVED player profiles of our fellow soldiers. We are just awaiting the delivery of our kit.
Cocoa pops and milk make a bowl full of fun and so do the lootetts after pres night😉
#UAVONLINE#Looters
We’d like to welcome Lucas Howard to the squad of soldiers going into battle on pitch 2 on Monday nights. Lucas comes in with so much skill we named him tech fleece🤯
#LootOnUpWhenYoureDown#HowardOrHowHard?
Wowwuweeewah, last night was awesome and gosh babe the looters won 25-5. Some serious goals and we even let @calsim2002 come out of goal to score a couple🤭
Up the Looters.
Unreal scenes.
#cantstoptheSHINES#UAVONLINE
Evening Looters, gosh babe it’s raining hard. Unfortunately OJ’s Lambo is in the garage so he’s not driving tonight but trust cal is on the wheel this evening. New gloves and a sexy new kit on its way.
#UAVONLINE
Game Day.
The boys are ready, they’ve been training all week.
@MaxLane1234 has ordered no burgers for @OwenWoodhouse14 this week as last match he looked a bit heavy.
#UAVONLINE#9oclockUnderDaLights
Morning Looters,
And don’t we have a treat for you. Here’s how our new kit is looking. @MylesPayne_ went down to see the Kit Staff after light training this morning and told the staff “wow that kit is peng to be fair”. Don’t think we can disagree🤩
Afternoon Looters.
As you know we’ve gained some soldiers, and there will be some player profiles to come soon. Have a good evening and get a coupl’a cans in👀.
#StadiumOfLoot#UAVONLINE